I ain't a sucka for accents
I ain't a sucka for accents
Why do Essex girls wear large hoop earrings?
So they have somewhere to rest their ankles.
Thanks to whoever for reminding me of the awesomeness of Essex girls jokes.
is that because they are always getting banged with the legs up so that their feet are by their ears? i love to bang that way. i always refer to it as knees-to-ears though
leaving work so I am giving this a bump
One day you will die when you least expect it Howard.
Well TBR, when you're right... you're right.
What's an Essex girl's preferred form of protection?
A bus shelter.
glad to see Effy's back
Just wanted to catch your eye, babe.
What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
definitely keep going. definitely.
What's the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?