Kiara

[drwaffles]

Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

[Howard Roark]

do you have any chavs jokes? afaiu the only thing even close to being made fun as much as essex is chavs

OH GOD ESSEX CHAVS....

[drwaffles]

Chavs embarrass themselves enough as is, they don't need jokes made about them.

[drwaffles]

Why do Essex girls wear knickers?

[drwaffles]

To keep their ankles warm.

[Howard Roark]

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/chavs.jpg

[Howard Roark]

http://tmcq.co.uk/pictures/chav3.jpg

[_chuchu]

lol

[Howard Roark]

http://blog.peta.org/archives/Burberry_Chavs_060.JPG

[drwaffles]

Perhaps now, Howard, you understand why Kia would wish death upon you for insinuating that she's an Essex girl.

At least I think that's what happened, I don't fully remember.

[Howard Roark]

I think it was a lower blow than I realized

I'm pretty sure we don't have something like that in Canada, perhaps Oshawa


there's a joke about Kingston:

This guy at the bar is playing pool with a big rugby type guy and is talking smack about Kingston. "Only 2 girls come out of Kingston, hookers and hockey players."

The big brute rugby player looks him dead in the eye and says, "My sister is from Kingston."

"Oh yeah? What position did she play?"

[drwaffles]

http://www.combat-diaries.co.uk/diar...15_470x352.jpg

lol

[Howard Roark]

and in all fairness, I was overly attracted to this girl sitting near me in a restaurant, she was with her family but appeared to keep noticing me -- I think it was watching all 3 seasons of skins and wondering what kia sounds like that made her accent pretty intoxicating

a few days later I was at the same place for breakfast and she was there again (her family must be staying in a nearby hotel) and she recognized me and it was really a bad scene; I kept waiting for some cheesy movie encounter by the washroom hallway but it never happened

[drwaffles]

Goodnight, my Canadian lovebug.

[Howard Roark]

for those not catching on, watch for all the burberry

if chavs had gang colors it'd be [fake]burberry

Spoiler: show

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/16...30b9c6a879.jpg

[Howard Roark]

Goodnight, my Canadian lovebug.

night waffles

[drwaffles]

Britain: even our gangsters are fucking nancies.

[Howard Roark]

at least the cops carry guns again now

[drwaffles]

Pink water pistols, yeah.

NIGHT

[_chuchu]

nn waffles