Ladies, let me clear a few things up.

[_chuchu]

hurr hurr hurrr. Get the fuck out.

[Colenzo]

hurr hurr hurrr. Get the fuck out.

my favorite part was when he used his own name to say "i dont know" multiple times

[#686578]

One time a chick I hooked up with dug her nails into my ass. That shit stung for like a week....



Added: about the virgin guy. Seriously how does that shit happen??? I know a dude that my friend knows thru college. He's a fucking 24-26 yr old virgin. If you hit 18 and ur still a virgin, isn't it like mandatory for ur friends to just get u a hooker???

But this guy iono wtf to do, how to help him. Tried to teach him, he's very socially inept. Tried to buy the boy a hooker at my friends bachelor pt and he wasn't down. WTF????

To quote a great movie, seeing as my friend will probably end up a 40 yr old Virgin, "ya gotta stop puttin the pussy on a pedasta!l"

Out

[Davricle]

I just spent a ton of time writing a novel to Skirkle via PM and hes not online to read it lol. I was going to post it here, but I'm waiting for him to give the go ahead

[Genosync]

stop being a pussy and post it, skirk's a cool guy and probably won't care

[Davricle]

Okay fine.

[Davricle]

First of all, women are not nearly as uptight and hard to get as they seem MOST of the time. There are rare exceptions. Also you find this rule falls to the wayside when you start to get about 30+ more women want commitment not just sex.

In terms of sex: it is grossly over-hyped. Sex is fun, feels great and we're programmed to enjoy it. But it is not nearly as incredible or amazing as everyone says it is, and saving yourself for that one special someone isn't going to change it for you. If anything, losing your virginity to someone that you know isn't going to last isn't always a bad thing. It’s actually much more normal. You will be terrible your first time. I don't care how much porn you have watched, nothing is substitute for experience. Do not think of it as "making love", or you will pre-program yourself to expect it to be more than it is. Sex gets better the more experience you get and the more comfortable you and your partner are together. Until that happens though expect it to be awkward, sticky, sweaty, and gross. Laughing during sex with your partner is totally acceptable if something goes wrong, just make sure you aren’t laughing at them.

When you finally do find that special someone who you love, the practice you will have at sex will make it a better experience for both of you. Also, as sappy as it sounds, your feelings for the person will undoubtedly shape the experience. If you really loathe the person, but need to get your rocks off, well fine. It's good for the temporary release. But if you really love the person, it will amplify the feeling, and be much better overall. But this is something to work your way to and you shouldn't be worried about finding this for your first time. Why? Because your first time you will be worried about fucking up or not doing a good job- I guarantee it.

Let me get back to basics so we don't get ahead of ourselves.

First thing is first: getting the girl. So cliche, but "bitches love confidence" absolutely applies. There is no truer statement in the world. If you don't like how you look or a certain aspect of you there are two things to remember. If you CAN change that aspect, then figure out what you need to do, and do it. If you CAN'T change that aspect, STOP WORRYING. If it is out of your hands, then fine. You can cover it in some way, or not draw attention to it. The most important thing is to show you are happy with who you are, even if you aren't.

Now most guys will tell you that to pick up a girl, you need to be an asshole. Sadly, this actually works, but most of the girls you will find will be gutter-sluts who you have no business being with anyway. Any confidant girl will not tolerate your bullshit. Television and movies have taught us that to end up with a great girl, you have to be prince charming, pay for everything, open every door etc. The problem with this mentality is that most guys will tend to try TOO hard and will turn most girls off. They like the chase. They like to know you aren’t too easy. This depends on the girl. Usually the first date you put in the extra work and see what she responds to and what she doesn’t. A good friend of mine, Rachel, totally admits that her panties will drop if a guy relays her order to the waiter for her. Over time, if you are dating someone you will settle into a natural rhythm of who opens doors, how checks are split and when phone calls are made.

Judging by your posts and what you have said, I assume you have a good deal of self-respect. I admire that, I, too, would never fuck a hooker, especially on my first time. The type of girl you want to pull should be willing to have fun (most girls these days) but also respect her self.

This is where you need to find the middle ground. One of the most important things is your gait. When you walk, don’t look down. Keep your head up at eye level. Smile (not like the Chesire Cat), don’t frown. Keep your arms loose at your sides, not in your pockets. Do NOT hunch your back, keep it straight. Women can smell confidence so BE confident, but not cocky. Be nice, but not too nice. I guess the best way to describe it is attentive indifference. Pay attention to the girl, listen to what she says (actually listen) but don’t stare at her the entire time. Don’t walk up all hyper and peppy. You need to acknowledge their existence, but not idolize it. For every drop-dead gorgeous girl you find who KNOWS she’s drop-dead gorgeous, will be ten more who are down-to-earth and modest. THAT is the girl you want.

If a girl is too full of herself or bitchy, look straight at her in the eyes, smile, and walk away. Don’t look back. I guarantee she’ll be glancing at you the rest of the night. You don’t ever have to make eye contact again. In a good case, the girl you just ignored will come over and start up a convo with you again. Just be ready for potential bitchiness. Keep in mind. You ARE worth it. You DON’T need to take verbal abuse from a chick. You don’t NEED her at all.

If you remember the above, you’ll have a much better night, even if you go home alone. You should go in to the night not expecting to get laid or even get a girl. Having high hopes and expectations can lead to a serious fall when it doesn’t happen. You should absolutely talk to women, but you should also cut it short when the conversation pool is about to run dry. ALWAYS leave them wanting more as this is your cue back in later that night or another night. Getting a number is fine, texting is a great form of communication these days. Do not message or call anyone too soon though. As stupid as the rule is, waiting 2-3 days will help your chances. You don’t seem too eager or easy that way.

Look for clever ways to initiate conversation. Don’t just walk up to a girl and start talking. Do the eye-fuck from across the room first. Having a wing-man, meaning someone to introduce you or take her friend Jabba-The-Hutt while you’re working on her would be a big help. Easy ways to start conversation include complimenting her (GENUINE COMPLIMENT ONLY) on something she’s wearing, or asking her a question like “what college did you go to, you look familiar”. Or, go up to the bar and order a beer next to a girl, acting as if you didn’t notice her, then make quick eye contact, say “hi” and turn away. If she continues with conversation other than a “hello” (you will be able to tell) then you are in. If not, walk away and say nothing else, she may come find you later. I find that going to bars or clubs with dancing is an awesome way to talk to girls. Just DO NOT BE AFRAID TO DANCE. You don’t even have to be a good dancer. If you suck at dancing, you can go out and be like a white boy (me) but actually make your self look worse and have fun. Make sure people KNOW you are making fun or yourself. It’s far more creative than dancing properly and making a girl laugh is a good way in, as long as she’s laughing with you, and not at you.

All of this will take practice, so don’t get too discouraged. Just remember, keep your sentences medium-length, laugh a lot (but not obnoxiously) and know when to walk away.

Once you have the girl, you need to know how to seal the deal. If you go home with a girl, take charge. Don’t be afraid. If she has you go back to her apartment, you are getting laid, usually even if she expresses otherwise. If you go to your apartment, you are PROBABLY getting laid, but may take a little work. Kissing is a great in. Master the kiss and you can rock it. Don’t smother the girl, use just enough tongue, but not too much, gentle biting of the lips is good. Lingering kisses are always the best. You go in slow, make it a nice passionate kiss, then slowly back off. Another weapon in my arsenal is massage. You’re a gamer, so I’m assuming you have strong hands and fingers. A great shoulder massage is an aphrodisiac. It can also quickly turn into a full body massage (you can actually buy books and study massage like I did, but honestly just rubbing firmly usually works). From full-body massage it’s easy to move your hands to various erogenous zones and you’re in. Just take charge, it comes back to confidence.

If you are dating and a kiss doesn’t happen on the second date, move on it isn’t going to go anywhere.

When you finally get to the act of sex/foreplay, you want to pamper the girl, at least the first time. Here again, being a gamer has it’s advantages. Stronger fingers means a better job fingering. Sticking your fingers all the way inside her is great for variety, but the best reaction is if you rub her clit firmly but gently. If you don’t know what one looks like or is roughly located, you should really do a little research on the net. Spice it up, rotate between clit and slipping inside with 1-2 fingers. Something I suggest is to try to smell your fingers are fingering a girl, but don’t make it obvious, it’s best if she doesn’t notice. If it has no smell or not much, you might wait til she looks at you, then lick your fingers clean. If it has a very discernable smell, don’t do it. Some girls get turned off by this and some get extremely turned on. Use this at your own risk. Side note, I highly suggest keeping your fingernails well-trimmed before any night out. Scratching a girl inside is no good for either of you.

In addition to the above, biting softly on the neck, shoulder and collarbone area is fantastic. Kissing the collarbone works too. Kissing from the bottom of the neck all the way up and landing on her lips works especially well for me. Ears are another good spot to nibble. If you are doing this WHILE fingering her, you earn bonus points.

Going down on a girl is good, MOST of the time. A lot of girls are embarrassed and think they might stink or not taste very good down there, so they might be turned off by you going down. A good idea is to ask permission to do so, while pleasuring her in other ways, such as fingering or erotic biting/kissing. If you get the go-ahead, a technique I like is to lick the clit while sticking a finger or two in. Oral is usually not expected by girls on the first date or on a hook up. Better to not give oral than to give bad oral.

Once you have her hot and bothered, you have the green light. Very important: use a rubber on any girl you don’t know well. If she says she won’t have sex if you use one, tough (though this is unlikely). Leave. Remember, you will be horrible your first time. This is a forgone conclusion. Just do your best to make sure she has a good time, and you will too. Another thing to remember is that condoms dull the sensitivity a bit, so you might want to try masturbating with a condom on so you aren’t completely turned off during sex with it. Also condoms have a tendency to dry out if you have sex for a long time, KY jelly or other lube is a godsend, unless the girl makes plenty of her own lubrication.

In time you will get better at this, but this is the general idea. Also, I highly suggest getting a gym membership and doing a work-out routine 2-3 times a week and include walking on the treadmill for 20-30 mins. Exercise will not only make you slimmer and more toned, but it will make you feel better overall, and boost your confidence.

I know you feel like an adult since you are 21, but you are still young. Ignore the kids you went to high school with who are getting married at their age. You don’t NEED a relationship. Your 20s are your prime whoring years. Go out and have fun, worry about relationships later.

A final note I’ll make is that girls want what they can’t have. Use this to your advantage. If you don’t believe me, go to the club/bar on two separate very busy nights. On the first night go as just yourself. On the seconds night, wear a band on your left ring finger and see how many more girls talk to you. Good luck and happy hunting! I have faith in you!

[Davricle]

Cant TL;DR that.

[tyven]

what the fuck is that

[Davricle]

Advice.

[Davricle]

Gotta help a strugglin' Jew out.

[Davricle]

Not like hes a slant or nothin

[Milkster]

Jews...

[Davricle]

People whose ethnicity I dont care about ....

[Milkster]

are lovely.

[Charismatic]

white people are garbage

[Davricle]

in both statements!

[Davricle]

white people are garbage

Knock off the haterade mah nig

[Charismatic]

plain and simple facts my nig

[Davricle]

Trudat, can't argue