Ladies, let me clear a few things up.

[Kiarax]

You will get beat up by hooligans.

[tyven]

but the brits eat it

[tyven]

i will not get beatin up by hooligans. i will give them all a chelsea grin. also spotted dick

[Conrad]

I don't fancy that.

[tyven]

glasgow smiles for all the hooligans. also i look enough like wayne rooney that i will be untouchable

[tyven]

ill say OI OI I HAVE A MATCH YOU BLOODY WANKA IM WAYNE ROONEY. and they will part like the fucking red sea

[#686578]

Generally speaking, if it takes me more than a week of back and forth messaging to have a girl agree to meet up, I move on. I hate the messaging part of it - I'm not there to be cute and giggle with my typing hands, I am there to actually meet people in real life. People that don't share that interest I tire of quickly.

I use okcupid.com btw.

Aww, fuck it.

Spoiler: show

OkCupid.com: ajlang / 29 / m / straight / Los Angeles, California

That pedo stache was awful, I hope you got rid of it.

[Sera]

LOL I MEAN FUCK HER ON TOP OF A BED OF FRANKLINS WHILE SMOKING TREES, YEEEEAAAAH BOOOOOYYYIIEEE

You make me so proud

everyone in my sig is offering. think about it.

hey there is nothing wrong with some hot cougar action

Forcing a bro to pop his cherry is probably going to fuck his self esteem up worse.

This, so much

there's really nothing sexy about women who are too cool for anything you like.

it's true. nothing is worse than dating someone who is too cool for your hobbies. unless your hobbies include tabletop gaming, in which case, give that shit up dude, come on

seriously though is it a big deal that a guy wants to find the right girl for his first time? you don't get a mulligan, and it isn't like he's going to die if he doesn't get pussy

skirk, learn to play the real guitar, we already discussed this

[Colenzo]

You make me so proud

hey there is nothing wrong with some hot cougar action


This, so much

it's true. nothing is worse than dating someone who is too cool for your hobbies. unless your hobbies include tabletop gaming, in which case, give that shit up dude, come on

seriously though is it a big deal that a guy wants to find the right girl for his first time? you don't get a mulligan, and it isn't like he's going to die if he doesn't get pussy

skirk, learn to play the real guitar, we already discussed this

why you so late

[Sera]

been bz, being awesome takes up a lot of my time

[Colenzo]

never too busy to be awesome

[Genosync]

your reading comprehension is astounding because I'm sure you did not say that one on purpose

[Colenzo]

your reading comprehension is astounding because I'm sure you did not say that one on purpose

why you so mad

[archibaldcrane]

That pedo stache was amazingly hilarious, I hope you still have it.

Sorry to disappoint, rocking full beard at the moment.

[archibaldcrane]

Ok, which one of you on Okcupid is alphakennyone69?

Just on here looking for ladies to chat with or more. I'm happily married but someone else to talk to would be nice too.

Looking For: New friends, Long-distance penpals, Casual encounters (sex partners)

Classy.

[Kiro]

That's me dude. :<

[Colenzo]

its me bro

[Kiro]

FUCK YOU COLENZO

[Bagel]

You will get beat up by hooligans.

No kiarax, you are the hooligans

[Bagel]

And then karatex was a scotland