Ladies, let me clear a few things up.

[Howard Roark]

oh, I don't deny I hit it a few times before I quit it, but once you notice something you can't jive with or don't want to deal with anymore, I bounce real fast

like the chick who didn't wipe properly... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

don't ask

[Skjie]

Asking.

[SilverBreeze]

by the way, the number before the cup size is the diameter of the chest. anything over 36 probably means they're tubby.

it goes in increments of 2" also, generally starting at 32" in most stores. i think you'd have to go to a specialty place to find much smaller. 32, 34, 36 are all pretty normal.

Pretty much, trying to find a 30" bra (not that I even bother wearing the fucking things anymore) is a pain in the ass.

Bitches that shave their entire eyebrow off and then scribble it back on with a black marker or whatever it is, just looks fucking retarded to me. I don't know shit about make up, might as well be a marker if you ask me, fucking Sharpie heh.

[Skjie]

Pretty much, trying to find a 30" bra (not that I even bother wearing the fucking things anymore) is a pain in the ass.

Wut?

[Howard Roark]

long story short is that she was a 25 year old virgin and I was trying to be a nice guy and wait OH GOD WHAT WAS I THINKING and so were doing all the fun stuff that happens before

anyway I convinced her to raise her butt up and touch herself through her legs so I could rub one out while she did that and I could see her @hole (at work sry), anyway I went to finger that a bit and my finger came away sticky at a mere touch HOLY GOD THAT WAS NASTY

I'm not even kidding you that was the final straw and it killed the whole relationship, I couldn't even be arsed to tell her take better care of her sht

[Kiarax]

Should have licked it clean for her, pussy.

[SilverBreeze]

Seriously if you even have to think about asking a girl to take care of herself, that shit is not even worth hitting.

Nothing is a bigger turn off than a girl who doesn't know how to keep the merchandise fresh.

[Colenzo]

long story short is that she was a 25 year old virgin and I was trying to be a nice guy and wait OH GOD WHAT WAS I THINKING and so were doing all the fun stuff that happens before

anyway I convinced her to raise her butt up and touch herself through her legs so I could rub one out while she did that and I could see her @hole (at work sry), anyway I went to finger that a bit and my finger came away sticky at a mere touch HOLY GOD THAT WAS NASTY

I'm not even kidding you that was the final straw and it killed the whole relationship, I couldn't even be arsed to tell her take better care of her sht

I wont lie, I just got a boner.

[Howard Roark]

I don't mind licking wherever, but seriously, soap and water goes a long way bb


you know those old style movies? Greta Garbo telling Clark Gable that she's just gonna go freshen up? that chick was soaping it up good and clean so Gable would gobble her spokes

[Colenzo]

nice spokes

[SilverBreeze]

I don't mind licking wherever, but seriously, soap and water goes a long way bb


you know those old style movies? Greta Garbo telling Clark Gable that she's just gonna go freshen up? that chick was soaping it up good and clean so Gable would gobble her spokes

Always a fan of taking a shower together first to get all the foreplay and shit out the way anyway, that way when we get to the bed / stove / dining room table / couch, everything is ready to go.

[Howard Roark]

I wont lie, I just got a boner.

I was about 2 weeks from hitting it too

as we were breaking up she mentioned how agonizingly close we had been and how she had been thinking she was ready and she was planning some weekend, idk

I'm long past the age where virgins matter to me, but from time to time I'll be watching a vid of some girl with an untrimmed bush and a general rough look to her (picture french with too thick eyebrows) I kinda imagine it's that chick and I'm just doing as I please with her, sorta revenge style but not in a completely mean way

[Howard Roark]

shower is too much imo, I don't like to be squeeky everywhere, just the bits as well as hands and mouth

nobody wants an infection anywhere, so brush your damn teeth, wash your hands (and for the love of god guys, keep your fingernails short, ladies appreciate it)

[Colenzo]

sounds like it really wasnt worth it, a girl that cant take care of her shit is disgusting

[Colenzo]

shower is too much imo, I don't like to be squeeky everywhere, just the bits as well as hands and mouth

nobody wants an infection anywhere, so brush your damn teeth, wash your hands (and for the love of god guys, keep your fingernails short, ladies appreciate it)

i want to scrape out their insides tho dawg

[SilverBreeze]

shower is too much imo, I don't like to be squeeky everywhere, just the bits as well as hands and mouth

nobody wants an infection anywhere, so brush your damn teeth, wash your hands (and for the love of god guys, keep your fingernails short, ladies appreciate it)

Always brush my teeth before sex because some of us like to bite, HARD.

[Howard Roark]

I don't even

[Colenzo]

Always brush my teeth before sex because some of us like to bite, HARD.

hawt

[Genosync]

I seriously have never understood the whole biting thing but once had a chick that was obsessed with it, I had bruises for like three weeks.

[Howard Roark]

I saw a vid today where a girl was lapping the dude's boys and then she smacked them

WHAT?! DID I JUST SEE THAT?


she didn't do anything else like that before or after, I think it was Texas Presley maybe, but anyway the dude jerked his legs in lol.. it wasn't tagged as anything other than Chick Name POV

not cool man