Ladies, let me clear a few things up.

[tyven]

wtf bro you live in jersey which is whore central and you went to rutgers. how the fuck do you go to school for 4 years and not swan dive into some puss?

[Charismatic]

REALLY

[Conrad]

Didn't do shit for my first two years, and spent the second two years getting cockteased all the time. Now I am back in my hometown filled with middle aged women and preteens. All of my friends are in the same boat too, so it's not like I even have a decent wingman either.

[tyven]

skirkle i will help you

[Conrad]

How?

[Falisa]

He'll go out and pick up chicks and give you all the slants.

[Conrad]

Maybe I should sign up for JDate, the website for Jewish singles

[tyven]

i dont know

[tyven]

maybe we can go to atlantic city sometime and pummel some bitches at the borgata

[Conrad]

He'll go out and pick up chicks and give you all the slants.

Slant pussy as my first pussy is a travesty, I'm sure Tyven will agree

[tyven]

absolute travesty. you need to punch some good old fashioned home grown american kitty

[Charismatic]

how do you feel about turkish kitty being your first?

[Charismatic]

I sure hope that is acceptable

[Conrad]

I dunno...gonna go into some real talk here, but I'm not so sure about picking up a random girl to slay right off the bat. I mean after the first it doesn't matter, but if I had a girlfriend who actually understood my situation and wanted to help me through it, I would be a lot more comfortable.










LOL I MEAN FUCK HER ON TOP OF A BED OF FRANKLINS WHILE SMOKING TREES, YEEEEAAAAH BOOOOOYYYIIEEE

[drwaffles]

Skirkle is so sensitive and gentle.

You sure you want to lose it to a girl?

[Charismatic]

you can't corrupt this guy, he likes samberg

[drwaffles]

Whoa, whoa, I ain't offering.

[Conrad]

Is your avatar offering?

[Ivve]

Is your avatar offering?

everyone in my sig is offering. think about it.

[Charismatic]

I'd bang silverman