Ladies, let me clear a few things up.

[drwaffles]

That crab is gagging for it.

[SilverBreeze]

Man, I'd knock the dust off that pussy.

[drwaffles]

Is your avatar offering?

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/...io_5257015.jpg

You decide.

[Conrad]

I'd bang silverman

Me too

[Conrad]

I dunno about British accents though man, reminds me a lot of my dad's parents and the last thing I want my mind to be on in bed is Nana and Pop-Pop.

[Ragnell]

I'd totally help skirk land a gf but it took me years for myself, so i'm not much help

[Ivve]

I dunno about British accents though man, reminds me a lot of my dad's parents and the last thing I want my mind to be on in bed is Nana and Pop-Pop.

what if she offers you bitty?

[Ivve]

and what can i say, i like to have a little variety for everyone. cougars, jews, animals; there's a little something for all your moods.

[Conrad]

I'm now taking applications to be my Hitch. Responsibilities include being my wingman/taking one for the team, having various witty black guy side comments, and have undertones of Scientology in your actions on a daily basis.

[Ryko]

Spoiler: show

frankentits

Frankentits' MONSTER, douchebag.

[tyven]

skirk i will help you. first we address your wardrobe and hair, from there the bitches will flock

[Ryko]

Tyven is much better suited for this as he can appeal to your white fashion sensibilities. Aside from that it requires a good amount of alcohol for me to be a worthy counterpart.

[tyven]

first you get these jeans: Shop clothes for women, men, maternity, baby, and kids | Gap

then you get these shoes, since you should never fucking ever wear them with shorts you can get them in hi-top or low (i prefer low) in black or grey (i prefer black): Athletic Shoes, Running Shoes, Basketball Shoes, Jordan Shoes, Nike Shox, Nike Air Force 1 | FinishLine.com | Converse Unisex Chuck Taylor Hi Top

then you get an awful graphic tee like this Paddys Irish Pub t-shirt or Dayman t-shirt

then you get a shirt like this to wear on top of the faggy tee like this Fine Slim Custom-Fit Stripes - RalphLauren.com or POLO: LARGER VIEW

you can button or unbutton, i always button. sleeves must always be rolled. then you will look just like every other guy in the world that gets laid at a semi frequent rate, which is what matters most.

[Ivve]

first you get these jeans: Shop clothes for women, men, maternity, baby, and kids | Gap

i really like the shoes that asshole is wearing. you should pick up a pair of those too skirk. women notice shoes.

[Kiarax]

If women notice shoes he should wear as brightly coloured ones as possible, perhaps in a variety of colours.

[tyven]

with flames on the side

[Kiarax]

Flames make you run fast for when you get those snaggletooth bitches.

[Ivve]

If women notice shoes he should wear as brightly coloured ones as possible, perhaps in a variety of colours.

it's the only way i can explain this shit:
Kanye West x Louis Vuitton Sneakers for June 2009 | Hypebeast

http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/1...mXnP6hBqiF.jpg
http://www.allthehotkicks.com/blog/w...ound-rasta.jpg
http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/100/502/345/30.jpg

[#686578]

biting down on that area right between the neck/shoulder while getting a good fucking is <3.

Always a welcome act, I had a bite/bruise for like a week, and it was probably the best one.

[Shiroikage]

I can agree with everything but the graphic tee.
A dress shirt looks best on its own.