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  1. #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    I always liked the idea of 'love scars' for lack of a better term (similar to love handles but very different) where you'd have HUEG claw marks down your back from a chick raking her nails down your back
    Everytime she bites me I hope it's a permanent scar.

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    the first pair are fucking ugly the other two are alright

  3. #103
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    I spank often and bite, I like hickeys and shit, my last chick use to bite my nipples....i liked that

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    Gay.

  5. #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    Everytime she bites me I hope it's a permanent scar.
    One time a chick I hooked up with dug her nails into my ass. That shit stung for like a week....



    Added: about the virgin guy. Seriously how does that shit happen??? I know a dude that my friend knows thru college. He's a fucking 24-26 yr old virgin. If you hit 18 and ur still a virgin, isn't it like mandatory for ur friends to just get u a hooker???

    But this guy iono wtf to do, how to help him. Tried to teach him, he's very socially inept. Tried to buy the boy a hooker at my friends bachelor pt and he wasn't down. WTF????

    To quote a great movie, seeing as my friend will probably end up a 40 yr old Virgin, "ya gotta stop puttin the pussy on a pedasta!l"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iono View Post
    One time a chick I hooked up with dug her nails into my ass. That shit stung for like a week....



    Added: about the virgin guy. Seriously how does that shit happen??? I know a dude that my friend knows thru college. He's a fucking 24-26 yr old virgin. If you hit 18 and ur still a virgin, isn't it like mandatory for ur friends to just get u a hooker???

    But this guy iono wtf to do, how to help him. Tried to teach him, he's very socially inept. Tried to buy the boy a hooker at my friends bachelor pt and he wasn't down. WTF????

    To quote a great movie, seeing as my friend will probably end up a 40 yr old Virgin, "ya gotta stop puttin the pussy on a pedasta!l"
    .

  7. #107
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    I totally wasn't into scratching until this last chick I had. She destroyed my back while I was fucking her and I was surprised at how much I liked it. Always been a fan of biting though.

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    Really now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davricle View Post
    I totally wasn't into scratching until this last chick I had. She destroyed my back while I was fucking her and I was surprised at how much I liked it. Always been a fan of biting though.
    she put you to work son

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iono View Post
    One time a chick I hooked up with dug her nails into my ass. That shit stung for like a week....



    Added: about the virgin guy. Seriously how does that shit happen??? I know a dude that my friend knows thru college. He's a fucking 24-26 yr old virgin. If you hit 18 and ur still a virgin, isn't it like mandatory for ur friends to just get u a hooker???

    But this guy iono wtf to do, how to help him. Tried to teach him, he's very socially inept. Tried to buy the boy a hooker at my friends bachelor pt and he wasn't down. WTF????

    To quote a great movie, seeing as my friend will probably end up a 40 yr old Virgin, "ya gotta stop puttin the pussy on a pedasta!l"

    I wouldnt fuck a hooker if i was a virgin either, ESPICALLY NOT if friends paid for it. I lost my virginity after i was 18 as well, its just not something i was planning on rushing into

  11. #111
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    you guys make me regret all the times I dig my nails in



    knock it the fuck off

  12. #112
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    Losing your virginity to a hooker everyone's dream.

  13. #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    first you get these jeans: Shop clothes for women, men, maternity, baby, and kids | Gap

    then you get these shoes, since you should never fucking ever wear them with shorts you can get them in hi-top or low (i prefer low) in black or grey (i prefer black): Athletic Shoes, Running Shoes, Basketball Shoes, Jordan Shoes, Nike Shox, Nike Air Force 1 | FinishLine.com | Converse Unisex Chuck Taylor Hi Top

    then you get an awful graphic tee like this Paddys Irish Pub t-shirt or Dayman t-shirt

    then you get a shirt like this to wear on top of the faggy tee like this Fine Slim Custom-Fit Stripes - RalphLauren.com or POLO: LARGER VIEW

    you can button or unbutton, i always button. sleeves must always be rolled. then you will look just like every other guy in the world that gets laid at a semi frequent rate, which is what matters most.
    I would actually not hate looking like this, those all fit my style except for hi top shoes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    I can agree with everything but the graphic tee.
    A dress shirt looks best on its own.
    I usually agree and never wear shirts with anything on them, but he mentioned Sunny specifically and that's my favorite show so I almost feel obligated.

    Added: about the virgin guy. Seriously how does that shit happen??? I know a dude that my friend knows thru college. He's a fucking 24-26 yr old virgin. If you hit 18 and ur still a virgin, isn't it like mandatory for ur friends to just get u a hooker???

    But this guy iono wtf to do, how to help him. Tried to teach him, he's very socially inept. Tried to buy the boy a hooker at my friends bachelor pt and he wasn't down. WTF????

    To quote a great movie, seeing as my friend will probably end up a 40 yr old Virgin, "ya gotta stop puttin the pussy on a pedestal!"
    I'm 21, and yeah...totally would never go for a hooker. I don't complain daily or wallow in self-despair over not having a woman, it's just what happens. I will keep trying and hopefully find someone, but if not then whatever. I'm pretty laid back when it comes to most stuff, it's not like anyone is pushing me or rubbing their own relationship in my face so it doesn't bother me. Would just be nice to have sometimes.

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    Wasn't mine... I haven't had sex with a hooker at all actually. Am I missing out?

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    Never with a hooker. That's just asking for it.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    WAT













    does skirkle actually look like?

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    >_>

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    c'maaaaaan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Tyven is much better suited for this as he can appeal to your white fashion sensibilities. Aside from that it requires a good amount of alcohol for me to be a worthy counterpart.
    You know my group of friends, think about your abilities to be my Hitch again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    c'maaaaaan
    I wish I still had my geese stuff going now

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