My Place in Geek Heaven is now Reserved

[Brill Weave]

I will be here this weekend.

PAPA 12 World Pinball Championships

That's right bitches. The pinball world championships. The wife will be bringing her camera, so I am expecting to take as many pictures of all the mutants there as possible. You may even see a picture of me in the mix. I will be competing in C division. Top prize is a grand. A division's top prize is ten thousand. There will also be pinball machines given away as well as other prizes. You may even get a picture of the whoreslutbitch Black Hole in action, with yours truly at the helm. Action Weave will be in the thick of things, with new stories to weave if all goes according to plan.

Fyi, plan is not to embarrass myself in front of people whose very existence is embarrassing.

[Kiro]

You're one of those pinball players who can go for 4-5 hours off of $5 in quarters huh?

[TheShadyMan]

Godspeed my man

[Brill Weave]

I'm not that great. I'm a decent player hence why I'm competing in C division. It's for the more relaxed players. The guys in A division are fucking violent and angry. Plus there's only a small handful of games I've played. So my choices of games are fairly limited. I'll stick to what I know and hope that if I qualify the officials don't pick games I've never played. All tournament games are free, non tournament games are .50 cents a pop.

[Wintermute]

Is Uncle Weave to become a Pinball Wizard?

[Krye]

I believe your fascination with pinballs is going to earn you a place in faggot heaven

[hagun]

Good luck, Sir Brill!

[Brill Weave]

Haha. Not hardly. I'm still working on playing the game by smell. These are the only games I've played in the past.

No Fear(Yes the No Fear brand of clothing etc has a game)
Scared Stiff(an Elvira, Mistress of the Dark game)
Tales From the Crypt(based on the old tv series)
Attack From Mars(Awesome game)
Revenge From Mars(The first pinball machine using a projector in the playfield)
Demolition Man(Based on the movie, a fanfuckingtastic game)
Twilight Zone(Based on the series)
Black Hole(My baby)
Bram Stoker's Dracula(Hate this game)
Family Guy(Hilarious to play)
No Good Gofers(A golf game with pop up gophers)
South Park(Horrid boring game)
Dr. Who(Awesome game)
Theatre of Magic(One of the best games I've ever played)
Circus Voltaire(The most sought after pinball game, fantastic game)
Addams Family
World Cup Soccer(Amazingly fun)
Whitewater(Very fun game)
Haunted Mansion(Almost exactly like Black Hole)
Batman Forever(Surprisingly good game)

That's it. That's all I've played that's worth mentioning. Last year I think they had over 300 different games with usually 5-10 of each title. If by some miracle I qualify, if the games the officials pick aren't listed above, I'm flying blind.

[Brill Weave]

I believe your fascination with pinballs is going to earn you a place in faggot heaven

Why are you talking to me? You're an attention whoring idiot.

[Kiro]

Don't feed the obvious troll.

[Brill Weave]

Oh I know. I think it's moderately amusing though that he's still a one trick pony.

[Kiro]

I wouldn't really call it a trick, but yeah.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Good luck to you and put your hips into it.
Which reminds me, wonder if there are there any sexual pin ball games out there.

[Krye]

Are you calling me a pony?

[Krye]

Cause I do have a giant horse cock

[Krye]

But I don't think pony really fits

[Brill Weave]

I know that they have made several Playboy pinball machines, but other than that there's really nothing so bold out there.

[Effluo]

Go get 'em Champ!

Seriously, good luck.

[Ksandra]

gl brill!

[_chuchu]

brillweave, I wish you many internets.