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  1. 2009-08-15 00:18 #1
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    weresharks

    what would you do if you were a wereshark? wouldn't the fucking suck? every full moon, you have to go swim in the ocean or some shit. plan a family sailing trip. that would be such an unfortunate event.
  2. 2009-08-15 00:20 #2
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    i would get in my bathtub for the night
  3. 2009-08-15 00:21 #3
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    nah dude the wouldn't work. you can't just be in tap water. you'd fucking die. you have to go to the true salt water ocean.
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    id salt my bathtub before i got in my bathtub for the night
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    then your whole family would find you were a wereshark. good job.
  6. 2009-08-15 00:25 #6
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    my family would be weresharks too duh, maybe i need to get a pool. we wont all fit in my bathtub
  7. 2009-08-15 00:26 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebearofscience View Post
    nah dude the wouldn't work. you can't just be in tap water. you'd fucking die. you have to go to the true salt water ocean.
    Why the hell not? werewolves aren't exactly scientific. Worst comes to worst-

    I can't breathe
    pass out
    revert to human
    begin breathing
    rinse and repeat
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    id salt my bathtub before i got in my bathtub for the night
    Youd have to keep moving or you'd drown, don't be a pussy wereshark and die in your tub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Why the hell not? werewolves aren't exactly scientific. Worst comes to worst-

    I can't breathe
    pass out
    revert to human
    begin breathing
    rinse and repeat
    when you're a wereshark, you turn into a full blown shark. don't try to bend the rules
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebearofscience View Post
    when you're a wereshark, you turn into a full blown shark. don't try to bend the rules
    Everything I've seen about were creatures makes them turn human whenever they pass out.
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    You've been reading lies then. All, lies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Everything I've seen about were creatures makes them turn human whenever they pass out.
    Ever see Hellsing? Twilight .
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    You could always turn into the state between shark and man, that would be jawesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP View Post
    You could always turn into the state between shark and man, that would be jawesome.
    THAT WOULD BE FINTASTIC!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Ever see Hellsing? Twilight .
    nope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebearofscience View Post
    THAT WOULD BE FINTASTIC!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes View Post
    Why the hell not? werewolves aren't exactly scientific. Worst comes to worst-

    I can't breathe
    pass out
    revert to human
    begin breathing
    rinse and repeat
    Doesn't sound like a very pleasant evening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie View Post
    Doesn't sound like a very pleasant evening.
    Sounds like a pretty average night on the town tbh.
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