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  1. #21
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    so obviously no one that has posted works on cars.
    That's because the people who have worked on cars have all said don't do it because too much can go wrong. Hopefully he listens. And I agree, if it's Euro don't even think about it. You'll be spending some loot to fix what you end up fucking up.

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    Yea, like the others have said I wouldn't mess around with his car. Especially if you have to ask how to do it. If you don't have a good jack you could screw up his car pretty bad. I know on my car the fuel line runs pretty close to wear they want you to place the jack (stupid design decision imho), if done wrong you could be looking at replacing some crap you didn't expect to.

    I would suggest what others have recommended, Saran Wrap is always a fun thing to put in places he wouldn't expect it (Across Hallways, His Car, Toilet Seat, Etc). I lol'd at Weave's "Straight Camp" Fliers. Creativity is win, think of something he wouldn't even fathom, and hit him there.

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    Sorry I didn't accept your XBL invite Oct. I was playing splitscreen Nazi Zombies with my buddy Brian.

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    Better idea: Don't hang around with prick assholes who pull fuckhead stunts and you won't feel the need to waste your time on petty, childish retaliations.

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    Common sense? In my BG? It's more likely than you think.

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    put bologna on his car. >.> that would teach him.

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    Fill it with expanding builders foam through a half open window.
    Put meat/fish/cheese/milk behind his dash/on the engine.
    Buy a huge decal that looks like a scratch and put it on the side of his car.

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    Shit on his bonnet.

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    I still like my idea Send straight camp fliers to his parents house addressed to him.

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    Wow, some interesting replies. Taking all into consideration, thats why I came to BG, as I said I dont know shit about cars. I did not know if this could be done without doing some damage, and with my lack of knowledge it looks like it cant.

    I've been to other prank websites and that bologna meat is a little too malicious for my taste, not to mention he would probably go into cardiac arrest. Some other good ideas though, I'll definetly give some/all of them a go.

    My friends and I have been doing shit like this to each other for years, its not some "childish asshole prank" - well I suppose it is, but we love it and wouldnt have it any other way :D

    Im definetly doing this one too: YouTube - Garbage Can Full of Water Prank

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cephius View Post
    Maybe it's just me, but in a prank war, you don't fuck with a man's woman or his car. Everything else is fair game. I'd leave the man's wheels alone.
    you must not watch college humor.


    I could be mistaken but that "car spray" stuff (like people write "just married" with) should be pretty cheap. I'd spray it all over his car with stupid phrases n' such so he's gotta spend the time to clean it all off.

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    Just do a bunch of non damaging simple fix problems that'll prevent the car from starting. Spark plugs, Battery terminal, hide a towel in the air intake, ignition solenoid, fuel pump... I could go on.

    You wouldn't damage anything but it'd take him a couple of days to figure out what all the problems are.

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    Banana in the tailpipe?

    Would that mess up the car permanently?

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    Possibility of a backfire and/or bent rods, equals engine write off. Or it'd just blow up your exhaust pipe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    you must not watch college humor.


    I could be mistaken but that "car spray" stuff (like people write "just married" with) should be pretty cheap. I'd spray it all over his car with stupid phrases n' such so he's gotta spend the time to clean it all off.
    If you use college humor as your barometer for social behavior, we have a bigger problem here.

    Again, call it unwritten rules, man law, whatever. You don't mess with a man's car unless you just caught him fucking your wife or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    you must not watch college humor.


    I could be mistaken but that "car spray" stuff (like people write "just married" with) should be pretty cheap. I'd spray it all over his car with stupid phrases n' such so he's gotta spend the time to clean it all off.
    Sounds like a good way to draw some penises all over his car.

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    Cover his car in these:
    houseofgrafix.net - PedoBear Decals

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    Why would you even think of disassembling a man's car if you clearly don't have any clue how to perform the most basic of mechanical tasks on one?

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    If your going to dick with a car, try doing the typicall wedding prank on cars. Foam, soap, etc. Anything that's removable after a wash. If you want to be really mean though, drop a ball bearing or two in the rim so it's constantly rattling. If he's a dumb ass and leaves his windows open, a few drops of really rank perfume/cologne in the air conditioning vent can be fun as well.

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