How do I take wheels of a car?

[Azkarin2]

Freeze a few cans of shaving cream, open the bottom with a can opener, stick them in the car and shut the windows.

What does it do?

[archibaldcrane]

Set his car on fire, with him in it.

[Jotaru]

What does it do?

Expands like crazy

[Fodder]

When I was in the Air Force we had a really obnoxious twit who just never got the hint. We took his truck and turned it sideways between two cars in the parking lot and gave those people rides wherever they needed to go for a week. Maybe do something like that.

[noblemountain]

What does it do?

10 cans will fill a small car up completely.

[Aksannyi]

That would just piss me off, I mean like to the point where I would go on a killing spree.

[SubzeroDiabolos]

I'm a dumbfuck

.... You're still here?

[Qalbert]

.... You're still here?

sadly his ban didn't hold

[thomassmith]

You know you love it. I'm back by popular demand.

[Qalbert]

You know you love it. I'm back by popular demand.

I think popular demand would involve you being anally raped by a bull who forgot his lube, while falling into an active volcano.

[thomassmith]

Funny how you can't think of anything interesting to say.


Your personal attacks are weak.

[Milkster]

Take a bunch of Axe/Tag Body Spray (10 Cans) and just spray it all in his car.

[Sqwunk]

Upperdecker ftw

Next time you're planning on going over, make sure you have to take a dump, go into his bathroom, and take the top off of the tank behind the toilet. Take a dump in it, everytime he flushes the toilet, his bowl will be refilled with poo and water.

[SubzeroDiabolos]

Funny how you can't think of anything interesting to say.

Funny how you can't think of anything interesting to say.

anything interesting to say.

Well, way to be counter productive.

[Cyn]

Most of the pranks listed in this thread would result in very swift physical retaliation if they were done to me. But then, so would shaving a line in my head while I was asleep, so fuck it, do something mean.

For a mildly amusing prank related story: A few weeks ago I woke up on someone's hardwood floor and discovered that my face had been drawn on with a red sharpie marker. All set to blow up at somebody, I asked who had done it and they all laughed and informed me that I had done it to myself, and that it was on video. So I poured a drink and started scrubbing. Fortunately the irritated skin from the effort of removing it hid the embarrassed flush.

[Colenzo]

draw dicks all over his car with one of those car marker things and take a dump in a towel and hide it in his room somewhere

[SubzeroDiabolos]

Most of the pranks listed in this thread would result in very swift physical retaliation if they were done to me. But then, so would shaving a line in my head while I was asleep, so fuck it, do something mean.

For a mildly amusing prank related story: A few weeks ago I woke up on someone's hardwood floor and discovered that my face had been drawn on with a red sharpie marker. All set to blow up at somebody, I asked who had done it and they all laughed and informed me that I had done it to myself, and that it was on video. So I poured a drink and started scrubbing. Fortunately the irritated skin from the effort of removing it hid the embarrassed flush.

I'm waiting for the youtube link.

[Jotaru]

Does he have shower curtain pipes? Like, somewhere in the house, there HAS to be curtains that are hanging from a hollow pipe that stretches across the top width of the window...

Put some dead mice in there. In a few days/weeks they'll start rotting and smell abysmal. It'll fill the whole house- especially if its warm around you. Days will pass, he'll throw away clothes, food, pillows, blankets. Weeks will pass, he'll strip the carpet, fog the house. When he's finally at his wits end, remove the carcasses, and it'll be gone.

[Cyn]

Does he have shower curtain pipes? Like, somewhere in the house, there HAS to be curtains that are hanging from a hollow pipe that stretches across the top width of the window...

Put some dead mice in there. In a few days/weeks they'll start rotting and smell abysmal. It'll fill the whole house- especially if its warm around you. Days will pass, he'll throw away clothes, food, pillows, blankets. Weeks will pass, he'll strip the carpet, fog the house. When he's finally at his wits end, remove the carcasses, and it'll be gone.

Cruel and unusual.

[Askari0]

Take a normal balloon and blow it most of the way up. Then take it and tape it to the wheel of his car to the point where it can't be seen when he is walking up to the car. He'll start the car and start to driver away and it'll cause a loud popping noise that should scare the crap out of him or make him think he's blown a tire.