Happy Birthday Sera

[Sera]

party at my house this friday after the premiere of inglourious basterds

byob

[Day]

Delivery works. omw.

[Ksandra]

happy bday!!!!

[Milkster]

Happy Birthday. 26 what can you do at 26 now legally?

[Sera]

legally? be 4 years from 30
that's about it

[Ivve]

happy birthday, thug life. lucky to have made it to 26 on my crew. ride or die

[Conrad]

Your crew is mostly composed of octogenarians, how is 26 an accomplishment?

[Ivve]

blanche is not a day over 31, how fucking dare you skirkle

[Conrad]

How old is Uggs? With his top hat I imagine he is quite sophisticated.

[Ivve]

uggs is just ugly; he's actually only 4 or 5. that's like 12 in cat years.

[Rocl]

uggs is just ugly; he's actually only 4 or 5. that's like 12 in cat years.

isnt 1 human year = 9 cat years? idk i know 1 human year = 7 dog years i always assumed cat was 9 cause yknow NINE LIVES N SHIT

better get googlin

[Rocl]

1. Allow 15 human years for the first year of your cat's life.
2. Add nine years for the second year. A two-year old cat will approximate 24 human years.
3. Add four human years each for successive years of his life.
4. When all else fails, refer to the accompanying chart.

[Rocl]

they got science for this shit, man i hate cats

[Ivve]

cats live to be like 15 depending on breed and health
humans live to be ~75.

safe to say one human year is ~4 cat years

[Ivve]

yeah i was doing some simple shit, that sounds fucking dumb

[Rocl]

'~'

[Ivve]

i meant to say he's 3 or 4, not 4 or 5. i think he's 3. he's a pretty young cat. you'd never know it from that fucking face, sweet jesus

[Sera]

happy birthday, thug life. lucky to have made it to 26 on my crew. ride or die

thx dawg, can't wait for friday, we'll roll mad deep

also if my cat is 16 (almost 17 really) that makes her like STUPIDLY fucking olde

[Conrad]

84 or some shit

[Howard Roark]

sera how you gonna not model what I got you, dang