If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

[Senoska]

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

[Senoska]

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. My stroma is leaking all over the place. We can do it in the alpha or beta configuration, whichever you prefer. You whip me with your flagellum, tubulin subunits flying everywhere. We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after. Please have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid. Pump me up and down your concentration gradient, letting the chemiosmosis take control. I can go both ways, just like an amphipathic phospholipid. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

Let me know if this makes you secrete.

[Senoska]

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

[Day]

If I were Day, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

[Senoska]

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

[Senoska]

Why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.

[Olo401]

I'd be catylase so I could boil your liver.

[Krye]

Why can't you just fucking die

[Day]

Why can't you just fucking die

♫

[tyven]

honestly this is the best thread senoska has ever made, i know its not saying a lot, but still

[Day]

I don't even read his post tbph

[tyven]

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

this is my current status message and the bitches are loving it

[Kiarax]

Lol, bitches don't understand smart speak, stop being silly tyven.

[Shiroikage]

I think this thread might have been for me.

[Olo401]

this is my current status message and the bitches are loving it

Heh.. gonna put this on my Facebook and see what happens.

[#686578]

Dont listen to them, you're my friend Senoska. I still think you're cool.

[#686578]

Lol, bitches don't understand smart speak, stop being silly tyven.

Lots of bitches love "nerdy" guys now. It's actually quite common and really predictable.

In the caveman days women would look for big strong men because they were "successful", they could catch the prey to feed them. Protect them from what they needed protection from.

In the early 1900s women would look for still, the physically adept men, because it was still associated with power and success (and money). Which in turn translated to protection and providing.

In the 2000s women look for "geeky" and "nerdy" men, because of their new found association with success. Geeks and nerds have been at the forthcoming wave of technology and success for the past few decades, thus their new rise in popularity with women.

[Day]

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[#686578]

Not to say that the bitches understand, because they dont. They just hear the word tangent and think it's smart and funny.

[Shiroikage]

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

This is probably a fair assessment.