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  1. 2009-08-18 23:54 #1
    Sera
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    Dearest Howard Roark

    http://bit.ly/tgUv4
  2. 2009-08-19 00:08 #2
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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
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    oh my god good woman...

    did you perhaps make note of the obscure mention of me loving this song for karaoke?


    this is my SONG




    ilu forever bb
  3. 2009-08-19 00:09 #3
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    Wow, that chart is awesome
  4. 2009-08-19 00:10 #4
    Howard Roark
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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
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    seriously how did you know/remember, made my day woman
  5. 2009-08-19 00:10 #5
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    Did we lose the thread that Bagel turned into this song?
  6. 2009-08-19 00:31 #6
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    it's because i love you howard
    i hang on every word of my future superbrainchild's father
  7. 2009-08-19 00:34 #7
    Sera
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    PS: howard, if you are interested in hearing the most epic story in possibly the history of everything ever, you should IM me so i can tell you
  8. 2009-08-19 00:35 #8
    Sera
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    the general reaction has been that it is so ridiculously outlandish, it couldn't possibly be true

    but it is, every fucking single word
  9. 2009-08-19 05:47 #9
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    Little known fact. Sera puts 1 word in the story that is a lie and if you find the word you get a prize.
  10. 2009-08-19 07:49 #10
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    and i need you now tonight

    i fuckin need you more than ever
  11. 2009-08-19 07:52 #11
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    stop sucking his dick yea sera?

    he aint gona pleasure you, he's busy dealing with his mother.
  12. 2009-08-19 15:48 #12
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    i can suck it while his momma watches
    let the woman learn a little something that sunday school didnt teach her
  13. 2009-08-19 15:49 #13
    Howard Roark
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    that shit is so damn creepy, but I -- no I couldn't go through with it

    wow, I considered alienating my mom for that lol...
  14. 2009-08-19 16:17 #14
    Sera
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    ROFL