I have 2 BG peeps on facebook, this needs to change

[Woozie]

Miami has the Dolphins
The Greatest Football Team

He seems pretty delusional to me.

[Milkster]

Friend posted this on facebook....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fXr...eature=popular

[Sera]

haha who is andrew lang, i just friended him to see who he was and didn't get to

[Tyche]

When someone defriends you, do you get a little note or e-mail saying that they did?

[Ivve]

i've never been defriended but i suppose you can tell if their million fucking updates per day disappear from your notices.

[Milkster]

No

[Olo401]

i've never been defriended but i suppose you can tell if their million fucking updates per day disappear from your notices.

Lol I have.. this midget girl I was in high school with befriended me, and since then she married this stock trader guy and became a conservative stepford wife. It was hilarious watching the blogger gang I hang out with tear her high society ass apart.

[Sera]

Nah I knew she'd do it so I checked -- its the one you guys met, that fucked in my bathroom and shit

[tyven]

haha who is andrew lang, i just friended him to see who he was and didn't get to

archi

[Sera]

ROFL

[Headspace]

I still can't believe Tyven is white.

Some bullshit.

[Milkster]

Nah I knew she'd do it so I checked -- its the one you guys met, that fucked in my bathroom and shit

How do you fuck in someone's else bathroom. That is just weird and uncomfortable. This bitch sounds crazy.

[tyven]

How do you fuck in someone's else bathroom. That is just weird and uncomfortable. This bitch sounds crazy.

this is standard practice at many fraternity parties around the country.

[Headspace]

Tyven, you're missing footage of tank trying to build bunk beds.

[Tyche]

Isn't it common practice to try and nail someone in your friend's bed? We'd always make the attempt during parties and shit. Did they at least fuck in your shower and wash it all down after they were finished?

[Ivve]

Isn't it common practice to try and nail someone in your friend's bed? We'd always make the attempt during parties and shit. Did they at least fuck in your shower and wash it all down after they were finished?

uh, no and no. sounds like some frat boy shit.

[Sera]

Isn't it common practice to try and nail someone in your friend's bed? We'd always make the attempt during parties and shit. Did they at least fuck in your shower and wash it all down after they were finished?

well the deal is my apt is a loft so everything's kinda open, bed would not be uh... easy to do on the DL

no they fucked just in the bathroom against the wall and did not spray, wipe up, clean up, turn the fan on, nothing -- and my bathroom is always fucking SQUEAKY clean, i cannot handle a nasty bathroom

when they were done i basically blazed past them into the bathroom (only one) and the room smelled like sweat and jizz, they didn't wipe up anything at all

and then i stuck to my toilet seat ....

fuckin gross

[Tyche]

Well, that was high school. I'd kill someone for doing it now. But back then it was almost a game. I have a baby crib and a toddler bed in my bedroom, I'd probably walk upstairs and shove a maglight in someone's ass if they decided to do it now. Still, it was fun in high school =/

[Sera]

also my home is not a frat house, thx

[Sera]

no doubt but dude i'm 26 years old, no fucking in my goddamn bathroom aight