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[Kiro]

These days?

[Kiarax]

Yes, America has only been around for these days, such a newfag country.

[Day]

So new yet so powerful

[Kiro]

Yet so stupid.

[Day]

Yet so sexy

[Kiro]

Yet so large.

[Atreides]

Spamerica's Next Top Model

[Howard Roark]

this git named tyven
'e thinks 'e's a right flosser
I snogged his Mam
she said 'e was a tosser

I'm thinking 'bout shovin' her
I said let's take a ride in my lorry
she says aw'right then guv'na
but don't make me sorry

So I hiked up my britches
and said "Miss I ain't no chav"
but she pulled 'em back down
says "let's see what we 'ave"

pip pip cheerio
and all that
the lady's a ho
and I ain't havin' that

[Sera]

bravo, bravo

[Kiarax]

WRONG AGAIN but still pretty awesome so I will let you off.

[Howard Roark]

damn

I'ma have to hit up some chav friendly sites and post a real deal

[Howard Roark]

The Littlest Chav

Shower my in Burberry baby,
Cover me in bling;
You've got to be a chav these days
If you want to fit in.

I want to shave my fur short,
And walk along a Staff',
And take my other chavvy mates
To hang around my gaff.

I want to have a gold earring
And drive a beat-up car,
And listen to Eminem really loud
When I loiter outside Spar.

Shower me in Burberry, baby,
Cover me in bling;
You're got to be a chav these days
If you want to fit in.

[Howard Roark]

Chavs

walk into a chav quiz night
you would never guess that
the first question was
'what you looking at?'

walking down the street
car drives on past
two chavs in the back
no music on
guess whos driving?
the police

walking through the park
chav rides past on a bike
i think why dont i hit him
then i think to myself
its probably my bike

chav and a coconut
whats the difference
not much i say to myself
ones thick and hairy
the others a coconut

i have to think to myself
what is the point of chavs
they have no real point
but its very fun to
watch them fall down stairs
just as a slinky would

[Zalius]

i ate a waffle
it was not so awful

[Kiarax]

You fags need to put less effort into rhymes and more into looking up what cockney rhyming slang actually is.

[Zalius]

listen bitchfuck, i dont need whack ass terms to flow

[Sera]

listen bitchfuck, i dont need whack ass terms to flow

hahahaha oh jesus

[Kiro]

I'm the only person who's got it right and that's fucking sad.

[Zalius]

that didnt even rhyme faggot

[drwaffles]

You're all travesties.