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  1. #221
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i should have taken pics of the woman i saw in the grocery store the other day, that bitch was hypnotizing. seriously i might go to the grocery store every day for the rest of this month just hoping to see her again, she was probably the most perfect human being i've ever seen in my life. i wanted to put her under a glass dome and look at her all day
    moral: clearly we don't hang out at the commissary enough

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    When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
    Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
    It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
    Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
    God will probably have me on some real strict shit
    No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
    Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
    Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
    All my life I been considered as the worst
    Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse
    Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
    I know my mother wished she got a fuckin' abortion
    She don't even love me like she did when I was younger
    Suckin' on her chest just to stop my fuckin' hunger
    I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
    Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
    My babies' mothers 8 months, her little sister's 2
    Who's to blame for both of them (naw nigga, not you)
    I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit
    Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit
    And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red
    I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddah head
    The stress is buildin' up, I can't,
    I can't believe suicide's on my fuckin' mind
    I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin' callin' me
    Naw you wouldn't understand (nigga, talk to me please)
    You see its kinda like the crack did to Pookie, in New Jack
    Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back
    Should I die on the train track, like Remo in Beatstreet
    People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me
    My baby momma kissed me but she glad I'm gone
    She knew me and her sista had somethin' goin' on
    I reach my peak, I can't speak,
    call my nigga Chic, tell him that my will is weak.
    I'm sick of niggas lyin', I'm sick of bitches hawkin',
    matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'.

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    BIG UP TO BROOKLYN

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    Best form of revenge is success.

    Stop being a bitch and go make something of yourself so when she's getting stuffed and beaten by her balding alcoholic plumber husband in their shitty 1-bedroom apartment with 3 shitty little fuckbrat kids and spots you rollin' down the street in some fuckin' M3 with some hot piece of italian ass she'll be the one going "OH GOD LIFE SUCKS /BLADOW".

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    Shit happens to all of us. This is not gonna be the first time when something fucks you up. The only thing left is to learn from this and move the fuck on. Also, find someone to talk to: family, friends, priest, Ksandra, etc.

    Stop being so fucking:

    http://i26.tinypic.com/2agnccx.jpg

    So what's gonna be, Cobain'd:

    http://i30.tinypic.com/dbkqki.jpg

    OR Bitches:

    http://i29.tinypic.com/66eo9h.jpg

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    See you in 3 months Elites. Stop trying to feel better - nothing you can do (talking to her, not talking to her, crying on the internet, crying IRL, fucking other girls, getting high, offing yourself, whatever) NOTHING is going to make you feel better. Stop trying to feel better.

    Stop trying to feel better.












    Stop trying to feel better.


    Got it?

    See you in 3 months - enjoy how shitty they will be.

  7. #227
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    So what is this thread about?

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    It is a thread about you, Kuya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    NOTHING is going to make you feel better.
    honestly this is a lie
    hating her guts
    hating everything about her
    that will somewhat make you feel better
    not for long
    but it takes the edge off
    eventually you just wont care about her enough to hate her though

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    kuya, why couldn't your name be something delicious like yuka

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    go make some mistakes so you can regret those and forget whatever made you go on a worse downward spiral than the the place you were at when you felt like being reckless

    then find god

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    So this is a thread about vegetables.

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    When do we toss the salad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    So this is a thread about vegetables.
    You are vegetable!?

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    Before the guest arrive

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    I don't want this salad, will someone please toss it for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    You are vegetable!?
    I am a yuka. Did you not hear chuchu??

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    Howie roary, you will toss that salad and you will like it.

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    seriously these names tyven uses are just addicting

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    will there be yuka and onions in that salad?

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