Suicidal thoughts

[Lokky]

1. download alternative porn
2. develop fetishes
3. fap yourself sensless
4. ????
5. PROFIT

[Kiarax]

I can only get off to young girls with dicks fucking MILFs with a young boy restrained and forced to watch.

[Ragnell]

What Lokky said

[Kiarax]

Fortunately, it is very easy to find porn that fits into that category.

[Ragnell]

also what kiara said

[Zalius]

there's something about girls with dicks thats unsettling to me

[Zalius]

i think its the dicks

[Ragnell]

naw it's probably the balls, not the penis

[Ragnell]

thats how you know its a man, no balls = no man

[Howard Roark]

Did her pussy fart out gold and fucking 5 guys burgers or something? It was not that great man get over it

actually.. yeah.

[Bagel]

Zalius, congrats on having that same avatar for so fucking long it makes even less sense than it originally did.

[Kiarax]

Could be the girls.

[Kiarax]

I wish I was a wamoura.

[Ragnell]

actually.. yeah.

THE BURGERS HOWARD THOSE GOD LIKE MEAT PATTIES!

[Howard Roark]

Bleeding tears in the mornings because i'm emo(never have been this much in my life I had a stone for a heart), slight pain comes and goes from the betrayel. Sacrificed way too much shit for this one girl and it's left me in a hole I probably will spend the rest of my life coming out of. Believe me, anything im fucking doing isnt helping for some reason.

I put on a game to play and I feel like I'm some loser now who's going back to his teen years and thought chicks had cooties, so I shut the shit back off. I'm just hoping this doesn't continue in about a week when college starts again because I can't afford to fuck up my last year when I've already accumulated a shitload of student loans.

ugh I can barely read this, are these awful lyrics you quoted?


anyway, don't fuck up school man, I did that, and I'm 28 going back to my last year of school, part-time at that. you're really at aprime age to go to school, get it done, put your energy into school, hell, take a writing course and cry it all out

make a band, use the above lyrics, you'll probably do well with 11-14 year old girls and 5-95 year old gays

who knows, maybe you'll meet a chick who is into guys who aren't into relationships

[Zalius]

dude, i changed it once and EVERYONE got mad at me.

i remember when someone told me like 2 years ago it was old, so i flipped it upside down and it was a raging success. i lost this pic someone made me of my hume in a kilt with 2 ridills riding a wamoura with a weskit and a top hat and braveheart facepaint, it was so good

but i still have the interim avatar saved i think

[Zalius]

http://i29.tinypic.com/fazzup.gif

[Kiro]

I miss that avatar

[Ragnell]

Find a bitch who wants to fuck and you'll forget all about it


need help?

OkCupid.com: OkCupid: Free Online Dating

[Howard Roark]

honestly, I work overnights and before that it was rotating shift, so meeting people was a bit of a challenge

I envy people still in school or in a large-ish daytime office enviornment where you get to have repeat encounters with people (chicks) to build up rapport, and hell: even just going to lunch with people from the office

it's not a date and she gets to see you having fun and talking, see more of what you're like


if/when this isn't an option, online dating is actually pretty good

be yourself, honestly; I've met 2 people from online. I had signed up for some springtime booty, I figured someone else must be feeling the spring fever like I was, and talking to this one chick, she was kinda laughing at my screenname, and I was like "uh yeah... it's pretty weird to say, so hey let's fuck, I kinda want to ask their name and what their interests are, maybe grab a movie before we fuck like animals." Well somehow this went over well, that girl was fine too.

edit: actually 3 people, one actually didn't work out because I didn't fuck her on the 1st date -- I always thought that could ruin things lol, 2nd date is where it's at if you've ever fucking had sex before