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  1. #101
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    Oh well its a 4 part epic then.

    Spam 3

    General 1

    WE RUEL

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    heres some real talk

    i was with somebody for only 10 months and i thought that was the end of it all, i had found the one. the sex was great and it was going well for the first half of the relationship and then at the end it all fell apart. i too thought i had nothing

    but then i rediscovered drinking and going out with friends, and pick up pussy. i even got consolation pity pussy because girls are fucking stupid.

    you can get girls even if you're the ugliest mother fucker, look at me im a fucking terrorist and i eat them white girls up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arvin View Post
    you can get girls even if you're the ugliest mother fucker, look at me im a fucking terrorist and i eat them white girls up
    I feel you on that. Just you know, minus the terrorist part and add the nigga part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    iirc, his original post where we told him what was going to happen was in general. Or am I mistaken? Wasn't his (ex) bitch riding in a car to the doctor with another dude?
    Yeah the

    http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/cat-on-pedestal.jpg

    and

    http://www.feetmanseoul.com/wp-conte...picture-21.jpg

    thread was a classic.

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    Is op dead? he's not answering

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    One day he will realize that pussy is nothing special at all. I mean I'm not Dolemite or no shit like that but man it comes easy and comes often if you apply a little bit of effort and don't fear bitches.

    I think he was guilty of death gripping a bitch which is why she felt smothered. You have to do you and let her do her, if not shit will always end bad for all involved. A dime a dozen, trust me. What he needs to do is to to the store and pick up a copy of Too Shorts album and blaze some trees and say fuck the bullshit.

    That'll get you moving on along in no time flat. Ill toss you a bone incase you're confused. And the media calls rappers stupid? Shit at least they ain't lovin' these hoes and getting all emo over a bitch.

    No but for real listen to this song and just zone out, then you'll realize that all bitches like her are the same.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxPWQiwFILQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratatapa View Post
    Is op dead? he's not answering
    QQ'ing right now.

    I like the part in his old thread when he said "Well her mom is with her and watching her and she wouldn't let anything like her having sex happen. Trust me".


    LOL

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    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    go here, read this, refer back when necessary.

    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/80415...hreads-bg.html

    i made this thread so i can just fucking link it every time one of these fucking threads comes along because apparently assholes think spam is the place to take your emotional baggage.

    I'M NOT A LESBIAN
    YOU MAY NOT UHAUL IN MY SPAM

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    I'd give you a bitch but wouldn't give you a joint, that's some real talk.

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    lol Ivve.

    Also can I post the "difference between Spam and General" picture to hammer home our point for you Tyche?

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    Hey post when you've killed yourself so we know you did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arvin View Post
    heres some real talk

    i was with somebody for only 10 months and i thought that was the end of it all, i had found the one. the sex was great and it was going well for the first half of the relationship and then at the end it all fell apart. i too thought i had nothing
    This nigga would text or call me saying how he was gonna kill himself and shit, true story.

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    Yeah I'm tired of wondering if the guy's hanging from the side of his house or some shit.

    I wonder how he would kill himself if he were to do it? /thread

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    And would he post here telling us?

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    who cares? people kill themselves all the time. this is like tits or gtfo but with death.

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    Well he posts updates, when he found out about Curry dick in India it took him a few days to post again. Hes not a post whore unfortunately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    who cares? people kill themselves all the time. this is like tits or gtfo but with death.
    speaking of which....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    who cares? people kill themselves all the time. this is like tits or gtfo but with death.

    Shit just got real.

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    I voted for Tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    This nigga would text or call me saying how he was gonna kill himself and shit, true story.
    yeah

    unfortunate for ryko he had to deal with my shit

    then i got a bitchsmack of reality and now im normal again

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