PSA: Stop making suicide threads on BG

[Ivve]

Hey fuckface, did your dog die? Did your girlfriend/boyfriend dump you? Did you lose your dick in an unfortunate zipper accident? Do all signs point to suicide?

Well I'm here to drop some real talk on you, asshole. I'm so serious I'm typing with proper punctuation so I hope you're fucking paying attention.

GET THE FUCK OFF BG YOU SUICIDAL TARD

I'm not saying this to be mean, as mean as it may sound. If you are feeling suicidal, you have a serious mental health crisis on your hands. You don't come to BG to ask us what to do if you fall down a flight of stairs and have bone shards poking the fuck out of your skin, and this is basically what's going on with you emotionally if you are at the point of suicide. You need to seek professional help because the god's honest truth is that many of us don't care and most of us are not licensed professionals that can provide you with any advice that's worth a shit.

If you're having an acute crisis where you feel like your life is in immediate danger, get some real help you blazing idiot. Stop fucking typing right now and call 911. I'm serious as a heart attack. If you're just having some unhealthy thoughts and you haven't made any kind of plan yet, you need to at least be reading some information about suicide or talking to someone who's trained to handle such a situation. My suggestions are:

Visit this site - Suicide: Read This First
or call this number - 1-800-suicide

You are in danger of dying and you're posting on the internet? Think about it.

If you're trolling, it's a pretty stupid prank to pull dude. Sometimes people actually pay attention and contact the police in your area to fucking find you, so I would stop before an internet good samaritan accidentally hooks your ass up with some shit you do not want in your life.

[Lokky]

wait... you are trying to get him help?
i don't understand, i thought we all wanted to see the live stream?

[Ivve]

it's for future pasting purposes. i would really like to come to spam for lulz. if i wanted to hear about peoples' rl problems i'd call my mom.

[Dimmauk]

wait... you are trying to get him help?
i don't understand, i thought we all wanted to see the live stream?

Nah man, the guy too much of a pussy to kill himself. Plus FF14 is going to be awesome, I'm sure he wants to live to play it.

[braaaanch]

GAIZ IM SUPER SAD.

[Mizango]

Werdz 2 live by

[Ivve]

GAIZ IM SUPER SAD.

who isn't? eat something.

[Ryko]

Youmad

[braaaanch]

who isn't? eat something.

o
ok
thx

[Lokky]

Nah man, the guy too much of a pussy to kill himself.

in my experience nobody is too much of a pussy, you just need to push the right buttons, make them realize it's the easy way out
pussies love the easy way out

[Dimmauk]

who isn't? eat something.

What if you are sad cause you eat too much?

Do more Cocaine? Get on the Weight loss inhaler(crack)?

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Very good advice

[Dimmauk]

in my experience nobody is too much of a pussy, you just need to push the right buttons, make them realize it's the easy way out
pussies love the easy way out

Most pussies I know, love the cock. Even the lesbian ones.

[Ivve]

What if you are sad cause you eat too much?

eat more. eventually you will fill the hole in your soul with sugary snacks.

[Charismatic]

this is why you are our new queen (even if you haven't been crowned yet)

[Deftscythe]

You don't come to BG to ask us what to do if you fall down a flight of stairs and have bone shards poking the fuck out of your skin

I'm not sure this is true of all posters.

[Ivve]

I assume the only reason they don't is because they can't make it back to their computers to do so.

[Deftscythe]

Pussies. Just type with the shards.

[Day]

agree with op

[tyven]

shocker of the year