Douchebags

[Davricle]

This is not me crying about a girl. This is not a bitch thread. This is me wanting to beat the shit out of a douchebag and telling you about it.

So I got this bitch I'm interested in. Even though I'm not into relationships at the moment, I like her a good bit and like being around her. She's hookin' up with some faggot who is uglier than Krye. Anywho, I didn't like this guy from the get go, but I never made it public knowledge.

Let me be clear. They are not dating. She WANTS to date him, but believes in open relationships. He doesn't believe in monogamy and DOESN'T want to date her. But hes perfectly happy fucking her and being possessive about it. Shes way more into him than vice versa and thinks she can get him to date her. Wrong.

So he decides he doesn't like me for whatever reason and is doing his best to discourage her from hanging out with me at all. And she doesn't want to piss him off, cause she likes him so shes only talking to me when hes not around. Fine, whatever. She'll get over him eventually and I'll get my friend back.

I made a post on FB about how much Green Day's new album sucks and she commented on it agreeing with me. I sent her an IM later saying "Finally, someone agrees with me."
About 30 seconds later:

"Hi David, this is [douchebag's name], [Her name] can't talk right now, she has my dick in her mouth."

And so I say:

"Well damn dude. If I was getting a blowjob I certainly wouldn't be online chatting. But it's awesome you are covering up your insecurities by asserting your sex life while simultaneously objectifying my friend. You're so cool brah, teach me to be that awesome!"

He signed off without saying anything, and I haven't talked to her yet. I'm literally seething with how angry this makes me. Anyone else wanna join me to knock his stuffing out?

[Stumblingdrunk]

This is not me crying about a girl. This is not a bitch thread.

you sure about that?

[Callisto]

I see no reason for anger towards vaginal freshness products, the world would certainly be a less pleasant place without them.

[Davricle]

This is me wanting to beat the shit out of a douchebag and telling you about it.

Yea I'm pretty positive.

[Stumblingdrunk]

Yea I'm pretty positive.

K

[Dimmauk]

This is not me crying about a girl. This is not a bitch thread. This is me wanting to beat the shit out of a douchebag and telling you about it.

So I got this bitch I'm interested in. Even though I'm not into relationships at the moment, I like her a good bit and like being around her. She's hookin' up with some faggot who is uglier than Krye. Anywho, I didn't like this guy from the get go, but I never made it public knowledge.

Let me be clear. They are not dating. She WANTS to date him, but believes in open relationships. He doesn't believe in monogamy and DOESN'T want to date her. But hes perfectly happy fucking her and being possessive about it. Shes way more into him than vice versa and thinks she can get him to date her. Wrong.

So he decides he doesn't like me for whatever reason and is doing his best to discourage her from hanging out with me at all. And she doesn't want to piss him off, cause she likes him so shes only talking to me when hes not around. Fine, whatever. She'll get over him eventually and I'll get my friend back.

I made a post on FB about how much Green Day's new album sucks and she commented on it agreeing with me. I sent her an IM later saying "Finally, someone agrees with me."
About 30 seconds later:

"Hi David, this is [douchebag's name], [Her name] can't talk right now, she has my dick in her mouth."

And so I say:

"Well damn dude. If I was getting a blowjob I certainly wouldn't be online chatting. But it's awesome you are covering up your insecurities by asserting your sex life while simultaneously objectifying my friend. You're so cool brah, teach me to be that awesome!"

He signed off without saying anything, and I haven't talked to her yet. I'm literally seething with how angry this makes me. Anyone else wanna join me to knock his stuffing out?

Sounds like you ownd him pretty hard right?

My advice is to be even more of a douchebag. Pussy loves that shit.

[Davricle]

My advice is to be even more of a douchebag. Pussy loves that shit.

I'm not into relationships at the moment

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[tyven]

pwned, you are complaining about a shitty rock band, he is getting domed up by your dream girl

[Milkster]

Stuff

Sounds like shit that happens in high school. If she is too dumb to realize that she is just being used her fault. And fighting him won't get you anywhere, but her pissed off at you if she likes him a lot.

[Callisto]

bitches is

[quannum]

Pretty women out walkin' with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm starin' while my coffee goes cold

[Aerides]

Him: who's the douche IM'ing you?
Her: some ass who likes me but i thought he was gay
Him: ok let me fuck with him
Her: ok lol

[quannum]

Look over there
(Where?)
There!
There's a lady that I used to know
She's married now or engaged or somethin', so I'm told

[quannum]

Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here

[Davricle]

Him: who's the douche IM'ing you?
Her: some ass who likes me but i thought he was gay
Him: ok let me fuck with him
Her: ok lol

Lmfao 10 internets

[Falisa]

Ditch the friend if shes gonna avoid talking to you because of a guy she likes

[Effluo]

Take the tires off his car and put it on cinder blocks.

[Colenzo]

tl:dr

[Davricle]

Take the tires off his car and put it on cinder blocks.

hahahahahahahaha

[Dimmauk]

Take the tires off his car and put it on cinder blocks.

Or banana in the tailpipe.