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    TBH, Senoska would've been a better fit for that comment than Krye.

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    I've had to deal with douchebags and some cool chic friends. This isn't about wanting to fuck her or date her. They were friends first, and this dude is being an ass. So, first he's trying to make sure his friend doesn't get played, and second he's trying to look out for a lady who deserves some damn respect.

    This dude is an asshole, and should get taken out as part of population control...

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    The fact that I like her is simply background to why it makes me angrier that shes screwing around with him.

    I'm not pissed off that hes getting some. I'm pissed off that he finds it acceptable to blast her sexploits to people that she knows, especially when they are close friends. And hes trying to get her to stop hanging around me, even thought they are NOT in a relationship.

    I wouldn't hesitate to put my dick in her shoudl she offer, but I'm not trying to. I also wouldn't go shouting about it to people we know should it happen.

    That's the difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Effluo View Post
    I've had to deal with douchebags and some cool chic friends. This isn't about wanting to fuck her or date her. They were friends first, and this dude is being an ass. So, first he's trying to make sure his friend doesn't get played, and second he's trying to look out for a lady who deserves some damn respect.

    This dude is an asshole, and should get taken out as part of population control...
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    When I deal with punk ass bitches this is my mantra.

    When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
    Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
    You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
    The police are gonna hafta come and get me
    Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
    For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
    Niggaz start to mumble, they wanna rumble
    Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
    Goin off on a motherfucker like that
    with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
    So give it up smooth
    Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
    Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
    with a crime record like Charles Manson
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    Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
    Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
    I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily
    yo weekly, monthly and yearly
    until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
    that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
    Boy you can't fuck with me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Effluo View Post
    This dude is an asshole, and should get taken out as part of population control...
    I'm playing devil's advocate in this thread, so don't take me too too seriously, but look, let's say you were this other guy

    some bitch wants to fuck you, and laid it out straight: I don't want a relationship, this is how I am and you knew it when you first fucked me and when you fucked me again

    now, some other dude, who has nothing to do with anything whatsoever, other than conceivably wanting to fuck this girl (and also doesn't want to be in a relationship, hey we have something in common) is IM'ing me despite me trying to not have my fuckfriend fuck someone else, and encouraging to avoid this dude who, ultimately, may convince this chick to stop fucking me

    this is of course against my interests, as I selfishly want to keep fucking this girl (who knows what the situation is and can leave if she wants, but I certainly don't want some guy trying to tell her who she should and should not fuck)


    now, I'd be pissed to hear any of this coming from someone else if I were in your place, but this is really just 2 males in the pack trying to fuck the same bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    I'm playing devil's advocate in this thread, so don't take me too too seriously, but look, let's say you were this other guy

    some bitch wants to fuck you, and laid it out straight: I don't want a relationship, this is how I am and you knew it when you first fucked me and when you fucked me again

    now, some other dude, who has nothing to do with anything whatsoever, other than conceivably wanting to fuck this girl (and also doesn't want to be in a relationship, hey we have something in common) is IM'ing me despite me trying to not have my fuckfriend fuck someone else, and encouraging to avoid this dude who, ultimately, may convince this chick to stop fucking me

    this is of course against my interests, as I selfishly want to keep fucking this girl (who knows what the situation is and can leave if she wants, but I certainly don't want some guy trying to tell her who she should and should not fuck)


    now, I'd be pissed to hear any of this coming from someone else if I were in your place, but this is really just 2 males in the pack trying to fuck the same bitch.
    Pretty much. This is why people say men and women can't be platonic friends.

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    I'm giving her no relationship advice other than letting her know I think this guy is a douche for trying to run her social life.

    He doesn't want a relationship, SHE does. I was friends with her before she met this fuck.

    Also I guess I wasn't clear about the IM. It was HER screen name and he answered on it.

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    when brill and howie roary post in the same thread its awesome because the posts are always great and i always think they are the same person.

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    You're cockblocking he knows it and is stopping the blocking. If she lets him run her life chick is dumb. She has brought this upon herself.

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    Figured we established that Milks. We know she brought it on herself. That doesn't mean she needs to be treated like a fucking object.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davricle View Post
    Figured we established that Milks. We know she brought it on herself. That doesn't mean she needs to be treated like a fucking object.
    I'm just going to point out that you posted that chick's tits here that time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davricle View Post
    Figured we established that Milks. We know she brought it on herself. That doesn't mean she needs to be treated like a fucking object.
    she does deserve to be treated as an object because she obviously has no sense of self worth. being her white knight isnt doing her any favors, you are just gonna annoy her. in the words of Mobb Deep: a hoe gonna be a hoe a nigga gonna be a nigga, no matter what the fuck you think.

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    Start hanging out with an Orangutan named Clyde. She'll come around.

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    Lol Shiro, I actually addressed that in my last post. I said he doesn't need to be blasting her around people she knows. The person I posted here knows NO ONE here and vice versa. Never will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davricle View Post
    I'm giving her no relationship advice other than letting her know I think this guy is a douche for trying to run her social life.

    He doesn't want a relationship, SHE does. I was friends with her before she met this fuck.

    Also I guess I wasn't clear about the IM. It was HER screen name and he answered on it.
    this part is hella douchey, I admit it, but is he really so bad for not wanting sloppy seconds? controlling guys are douches, I get it, but if you're aware of this 'liking being around her' stuff then she probably is too, and if he's as controlling as he sounds (again, douchey, I know) then he probably got it out of her that there's kinda sooooomething between you guys even if you haven't taken it to whatever level (I know you don't want a relationship, but sexual tension is sexual tension)


    ever heard a guy say "Look, I trust you, I just don't trust him."? This is a very small form of what this guy is doing, but this other-male is just protecting his bitch interests

    cuz honestly, until she gets some fucking respect or common sense to just call it what it is and stop trying to change this faggot, she'll always just be a bitch to this guy and not a mate-for-life

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    I agree with your above post.

    As I said in my OP, I'm ranting about a douchebag. I don't expect you to fly from god knows where with a lead pipe for his knees.

    Also, White Knight is an internet thing. If I was e-thuggin' for her, that would be a white knight. I actually know them irl and want knock his skull in.

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    the main problem im seeing is that davricle cares about a girl so much. girls are for sex only, its not like you can talk sports with them. you should only step in if a girl is ruining a dude's social life

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    Some bitches also get off on playing guys against eachother, makes their otherwise insignificant life seem special.

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    A white knight is someone whom people consider their savior. Saving them from bad situations, etc. So in this case you are trying to be a white knight. Works both on the internet and in real life.

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