Ghetto shit we all do

[Cream Soda]

Lol, a convo we were having in my thread in general reminded me of a lot of ghetto shit that I've done so I figured we'd share and compare our ghetto ways.


I'll add more in later when I think of it, but off the top of my head, here's some of the ghetto shit I've done.


Grocery bags over my shoes in wet weather

Using socks in cold weather as mittens so I wouldn't have to buy mittens.

I steal my neighbor's internet (damn i bet that fucker is pissed now, downloading a 6.5 gig torrent at 300kb/sec suckin up all the internet)

Last week, at my school, stole a bag of chips out of the security lady's golf cart because she left it unattended.

I once had a bike tha tI rode for over a month w/o a seat before i "replaced" it.

[tyven]

nothing because i am white and great

[Kiarax]

I steal caravans and dags.

[Brill Weave]

You like dags?

[tyven]

I steal caravans and dags.

YES, i really wanted to post that for you but then you posted that.

[tyven]

her mum needs a new caravan. she will fight you for it

[Cream Soda]

Thought of another lol. Sometimes I wait to shit until I have to shower, so I can jump straight in there and save the middle man step of wiping my ass.

[Colenzo]

I cant think of something ghetto that I do.

[Colenzo]

Thought of another lol. Sometimes I wait to shit until I have to shower, so I can jump straight in there and save the middle man step of wiping my ass.

ok now ive done this more than once

[antihero]

Thought of another lol. Sometimes I wait to shit until I have to shower, so I can jump straight in there and save the middle man step of wiping my ass.

this every time, nothing beats getting a bar of dove between your crack after pinching a loaf

[Dimmauk]

You like dags?

Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

[Colenzo]

this every time, nothing beats getting a bar of dove between your crack after pinching a loaf

nothin beats peeling a banana with your ass

[Dimmauk]

Thought of another lol. Sometimes I wait to shit until I have to shower, so I can jump straight in there and save the middle man step of wiping my ass.

That is nasty.

[Dimmauk]

nothin beats peeling a banana with your ass

Banana in the tailpipe.

[Colenzo]

Banana in the tailpipe.

[Cream Soda]

lol, I went to my friend's house so many times w/o deodorant on (only use to important places!) that he bought me a bunch of sticks free of charge if I promised to wear them before going to his house.

Free deodorant for life yo

[Dimmauk]

When I lived in the ghetto(Houston) we used to steal the quarters out of the laundry mat machines. Also used to "borrow" grandma's handicapped tags so we could park anywhere.

[Dimmauk]

lol, I went to my friend's house so many times w/o deodorant on (only use to important places!) that he bought me a bunch of sticks free of charge if I promised to wear them before going to his house.

Free deodorant for life yo

You then sold the deodorant on the side of the grocery store? That would be ghetto.

[Colenzo]

lol, I went to my friend's house so many times w/o deodorant on (only use to important places!) that he bought me a bunch of sticks free of charge if I promised to wear them before going to his house.

Free deodorant for life yo

lol ill go over to my friends and use their deodorant and not even bring mine

[Colenzo]

You then sold the deodorant on the side of the grocery store? That would be ghetto.

oranges on the real