Ghetto shit we all do

[richardd]

whenever im broke and hungry i go to the mall at the food court for some free food samples


and i also put hot sauce on my mango before i eat the hell out of it

[Kiarax]

Hot sauce makes everything better.

[Bagel]

I hate when negros come into my work and are all "Hell naw you aint got no cholula?"

[Milkster]

I hate going out with my family to All-You-Can-Eat Buffets. They bring plastic containers in purses and take the food home with them instead of cooking. Lasts them for days.

[Ivve]

fuck you all on this black and mild shit. swishers or get the fuck out. SCRAWBERRY

[Cream Soda]

-Using tacobell napkins for toilet paper when we ran out. Yes they hurt.

I generally grab a shit lod of moist towelettes from Hess gas station whenever I go. They serve well (and I actually prefer them to TP).


-Explaining to my white husband what "ashy" skin is and why I must have lotion at all times as I use the "Tester" lotion in the store and put it on.

Haha, I remember that ashy nigga R.J. from highschool.


-Taking massive bag of pennies to the store to get cigs at odd hours, counting them while people waited in line behind me.

I remember buying a $50 game, Mario Golf, purely in quarters, none of them were wrapped either. Just whipped them loosely out of my backpack.


I hate going out with my family to All-You-Can-Eat Buffets. They bring plastic containers in purses and take the food home with them instead of cooking. Lasts them for days.

Fuckin genius. Time to bring my bookbag to restaurants from now on (all you can eat ones)

[Colenzo]

-Using tacobell napkins for toilet paper when we ran out. Yes they hurt.

I generally grab a shit lod of moist towelettes from Hess gas station whenever I go. They serve well (and I actually prefer them to TP).


-Explaining to my white husband what "ashy" skin is and why I must have lotion at all times as I use the "Tester" lotion in the store and put it on.

Haha, I remember that ashy nigga R.J. from highschool.


-Taking massive bag of pennies to the store to get cigs at odd hours, counting them while people waited in line behind me.

I remember buying a $50 game, Mario Golf, purely in quarters, none of them were wrapped either. Just whipped them loosely out of my backpack.


I hate going out with my family to All-You-Can-Eat Buffets. They bring plastic containers in purses and take the food home with them instead of cooking. Lasts them for days.

Fuckin genius. Time to bring my bookbag to restaurants from now on (all you can eat ones)

cool husband bro

[Cream Soda]

-Asking husband to take me to the hood to find black hair products and trying to explain why Asian people run all of the black people supply stores.

Lmfao, I live on the white side of town, same reason why I ride my stolen bike 8 miles to go to the black side of town to get my haircut, and when i go next door to buy a brush and some Jheri Curl juice (j/k on the Jheri curls), that store is run by asians.

-Doing the switch on utilities to avoid shut off.( Paying electricity bill with check written to phone company causes a delay.)

Shamwowwwwww


When at resturants I sometimes take the silverware and salt and pepper if I can fit them in my pockets home with me so I don't have to buy them. I also have 6 bottles if Red Robin's seasoning from their resturant in my cupboard because that stuff tastes good on anything I cook.

I ALWAYS do this at a pizza place when it comes to the red pepper and Parmesan cheese.

[archibaldcrane]

Jesus christ ya'll are ghetto.

I've done the plastic bags on my feet to keep my shoes dry in college a few times.

Um, the leap from shitter to shower (only if I already sit down and realize I'm out of toilet paper)

That's...about it. I'm a civilized dude.

[Senoska]

I do nothing like this. I'm so white, I drove a mile away to return a pen that I accidentally took.

[Linktri]

Smoked crack.

[Cream Soda]

I do nothing like this. I'm so white, I drove a mile away to return a pen that I accidentally took.

gtfo

[Effluo]

gtfo

^
cracker

[volcanicweather]

I'm as white as they fucking come, but I grew up poor in a small town though... so I can at least contribute some "hick" shit I've done, some of which I still do.

- I'd always go to this mom and pop video store where they rented "old" movies for 49 cents and swap the cases with a $3 new release so I could get the new release for 49 cents

- I would go into stores and sift through their 20 ounce sodas, depending on the style of bottle I'd bring a little mirror, and I'd look up the bottle caps until I could find a winner so I could get a free 20 ounce. I would almost always pay for this bottle with a free 20oz cap I got before from doing this.

- People would always leave gas cans in their boats because nobody wants to run out of gas in the middle of the lake. So I would just go take them and put a gallon in my car from each, which is about the maximum you could do without people noticing. I had about 15 boats I would do this with around where I lived, hardly ever had to pay for gas for about a year until someone wised up and told everyone that someone was taking their gasoline.

- Whenever I would go to a sporting event in the city, I'd walk around after a game and collect all the "souvenir" cups with the team logo and what not and walk out with a big stack of them. I'd later sell them for $1 each at various garage sales in my hometown and would usually make enough to pay for my ticket and then some. Sometimes you would fine nice stuff drunk and/or stupid people leave behind as well, along with miscellaneous dropped money. You'd be surprised how much loose change is dropped between seats and aisles during games. I got a lot of free 20oz soda caps too before they started taking them off before giving them to you at the games.

have more, but gotta watch favre now

[Effluo]

You might be a redneck if: ^^

[Cheerios]

-I add water to my shampoo/conditioner/dish soap bottles when they're about 3/4 full to fill em back up to the top. More than once when it comes to the dish soap.

-Swapped price tags at a St. Vincent's when I was a kid for some toys

-Used a Mr. Clean magic eraser to get a marker spot out of my pants

-When my grandpa took me to a recycling center ages ago with some cans, we put sand in some of the cans because they paid you based on the total weight of the cans you brought in.

-Take extra sweet & sour tubs from Mcdonalds for Chinese food sometime later

-If something of mine breaks, I buy the exact same product and put my broken one inside the new packaging and return it a day or two later for a refund

-During the winter, I turn the speed of my computer fans down so my tiny ass room heats up

[Ivve]

i shoplift all my make up

[Kiarax]

I stole some makeup for a friend once to trade her for a shiny Charizard card she got out of a stolen booster pack.

[Kiarax]

Best deal ever.

[Ivve]

stealing rocks