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  1. 2009-08-23 09:12 #21
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    YOU'RE WELCOME

    it was unfortunate, however, to be slapped with misdemeanor property damage after the fact. does honesty count for nothing these days?
  2. 2009-08-23 09:14 #22
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    I remember when I was 16, and I didn't feel like lying, so I told my mom, yeah, I was drinking last night, and I got grounded for a week

    man i was so fucking smug, I mean, I practically knew she respected me more

    me and my mom are really great friends, I am also a fucking teenager
  3. 2009-08-23 09:51 #23
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    Ever since I was 17 my parents have told me that if I'm going to drink and I need to come home, to call them at any point in the night and they'll pick me up, no questions asked.

    I never took advantage of that, but I also didn't start drinking until I was 20
  4. 2009-08-23 09:55 #24
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    good thing you didn't, because it was a fucking trap. no questions asked just means up front. you're in for tons of shit tomorrow. i knew that and never did it, but my brother wasn't so smart.
  5. 2009-08-23 09:55 #25
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    my dad picked me up from my grad party and i was fucking trashed and told him how i scored with a girl that was xfering to Seattle u for school and he highfived me

    drunkest ive ever been <3
  6. 2009-08-23 09:55 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    idgi, you want us to thank you for fixing a problem that you started?
    this fuckin lol
  7. 2009-08-23 09:57 #27
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    God this whole thread is fucking hilarious.
  8. 2009-08-23 10:00 #28
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    newsflash napoleon: no one cares about your sweet computer skills

    try bo staff
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