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    Parental advice.

    My mother is slightly under the level of alcholic. Lately my mom has been stealing my car to go to the store after a night of drinking. She does this, I assume, so if she gets pulled over its MY car that gets impounded and not hers.

    That's not even the problem though. Every time she takes my car she rolls down my windows. A switch went bad in my window switch about a month ago on the parental lock and both driver side windows dont go back up.

    Every-fucking-time I find that she had stolen my car all my windows are left down. It wouldn't be so much a problem if not for the stereo, gps, FM transmitter, etc that I have in my car.

    I know some negro that hood-hopped from Detroit is going to gank my shit. I've taken what I had thought was all of the spare keys she had to my car but I think she had one made as my shit went missing last night.

    How do I make my mom stop stealing my car?

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    Don't give her the keys. Punch her in the chops.

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    threaten to call then police
    then do it.

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    I'm sure she has seen it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    threaten to call then police
    then do it.
    fuck that, then my car gets towed and she goes to jail for grand theft. I don't want to get her in trouble, just want her to leave my fucking shit alone.

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    actually I had a good idea but your a faget lol

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    then your mom isn't going to stop, because that's the only solution. i'm not even joking. she's clearly an alcoholic; you can't reason with those people. you asked her to stop and she apparently went out and made a fucking copy of your key in order to continue stealing your car. enjoy having your shit ripped off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    then your mom isn't going to stop, because that's the only solution. i'm not even joking. she's clearly an alcoholic; you can't reason with those people. you asked her to stop and she apparently went out and made a fucking copy of your key in order to continue stealing your car. enjoy having your shit ripped off.
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    Seriously, if you know any police personally, just ask them to go through the motions but don't press charges. Scare the holy shit out of her.

    Your only other real option, is to cut your losses and move away.

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    unplug the battery or install a cut-off switch. won't be able to start the car.

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    Stop living with your parents and grow up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Stop living with your parents and grow up?
    I'm moving to another country in January, why would I move out now?

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    Claimin detroit when ya'll live 20 miles away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Stop living with your parents and die
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    A little less than 20, but the real ghetto is outside of downtown. Downtown is rather nice, really.

    Find your way a few miles out and you're in the shit. I live at 14 mile, keep rolling south and you'll find the hood pretty quick.

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    Have her pick up some lolis otw home

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Claimin detroit when ya'll live 20 miles away
    I live like 15 miles from Philadelphia, is that too far for me to claim that?

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    nope

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    Maybe if you weren't such a little bitch, but I don't see how that would help your mom. I guess you'll have to deal!

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