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  1. 2009-08-23 13:29 #41
    Krye
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    Bitch doesn't even like Toy Story, that's how you know she's a real cunt
  2. 2009-08-23 13:32 #42
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    No! It can't be true!
    I could fly if I wanted to
    like a bird in the sky,
    I believe I can fly
    why I'd fly

    clearly now, I will go sailing, no more...
  3. 2009-08-23 13:33 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Effluo View Post
    you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10
    Thank you.
  4. 2009-08-23 13:37 #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Bitch doesn't even like Toy Story, that's how you know she's a real cunt
    oh so you like things now?
  5. 2009-08-23 14:04 #45
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    I herd you need some Sound Advice for your car, brah
  6. 2009-08-23 19:43 #46
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    Bet she would stop if Kid Rock asked her.
  7. 2009-08-24 01:00 #47
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    disconnect a cable from your battery and leave her clueless as to wtf is going on
  8. 2009-08-24 01:22 #48
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    get your mom wasted and drop her off at a clinic while you spend the next couple years of your life at college and never* have to deal with her alcoholism again
  9. 2009-08-24 01:28 #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rafbacca View Post
    unplug the battery or install a cut-off switch. won't be able to start the car.
    Thread full of fail ('cept a few) and this is the only logical solution.
  10. 2009-08-24 01:35 #50
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    install a dildo in the drivers seat so you can fuck her while shes out fucking you
  11. 2009-08-24 01:44 #51
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    Just do it. Bitches love guys with confidence.
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