Miss Universe 2009

[BadKarma]

I like
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[Jodwahh]

I agree about the ruskie but the irish chick has some huge ass teeth.

[Qalbert]

^thanks to xkcd this is much funnier

[Ivve]

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Shit yeah Honduras. All of these women are going to be ridiculously attractive, but some of them are flat-chested, chicken-legged, big-toof'd, etc. How exactly does one make it to the level of not just Miss World/Planet, but Miss Universe with wild n out teefs or stick legs? Seriously.

Edit: Yessssssssssss, go Iceland!

http://www.missuniverse.com/members/profile/41735
Montenegro is hot as hell even if her face is on the long side. It's working for her.
http://www.missuniverse.com/members/profile/40997


Further edits:
http://www.missuniverse.com/members/profile/41720

- Christ these women are giants.
- Poland's headshot looks like Anna Paquin as Sookie Stackhouse.
- That's really the most attractive woman in all of Malaysia?
- Guyana is unfortunate. Her evening gown, what the fuck.
- Is Germany's bitch part Asian or what? Sup with that mug, nice gums/teeth ratio.
- Greece's hairline is fucking unfortunate. That evening dress is banging but that's probably the worst possible angle they could have shot her from. Shame on her photographer and whoever didn't style her hair away from her face.
- Ethiopia really has an amazing face.
- USA's big plastic tits are super obvious, whoa.
- I would pay money for Curacao to sneeze on me. I don't know what the fuck is going on in her heritage shot but sure man. Mural wings, I'm feeling you bb.
- Lebanon is cute, very (hot) girl next door-y. She could stand to tame those brows a little more.
- Czech Republic has an extremely boxy chin. She looks like a man in her third shot and reminds me of Paris Hilton in her headshot. Hmm. She has such delicate shoulders.

[Galkaeater]

Bahamas is cute aswell as pretty
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[Rhinox]

Want to see some damaged goods? check out the video for New zeland. they even had to put a fucking disclaimer on that shit lol.

And Ireland fails because she doesn't have the classical Irish accent.


btw my top three

Vietnam
Mexico
Iceland

[Ivve]

Bahamas is cute aswell as pretty
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She's cute but I am really not digging the cunt face she's putting on in her evening gown.

[Fistandantilus]

Am I just being too hard on my own country or is miss USA way too skinny? She seems to me like she'd be one of the hottest ones hands down if she just added a few pounds.

[Faris]

People find these emaciated clown school rejects attractive?

you're just jealous

[Zalius]

the egyptian side of me is definitely diggin ms egypt

[FallingHigher]

My top three:

1. Croatia
2. Poland
3. Bolivia

I was gonna put Kosovo on the list but I clicked on the profile and her body looks reaaaaaaaaally anorexic. (in b4 they all look anorexic)

Also if it's Miss Universe I wonder if they have Zapp Brannigan judging?

[Maguspk]

My favorites are:

Iceland
Great Britain
Bolivia
Ukraine
Switzerland

[Alleya]

you're just jealous

True, if I was a chick and I looked like them, I'd suck dicks and take naked pictures to get through life too. It's a lot easier than working at being a useful member of society.

[Dimmauk]

Winner!
http://images.rednet.cn/articleimage...C155329538.jpg

[Galkaeater]

True, if I was a chick and I looked like them, I'd suck dicks and take naked pictures to get through life too. It's a lot easier than working at being a useful member of society.

Are you implying sucking dicks isn't useful for society?

[Hex]

I assume none of you paid enough attention, but under Ms USA's interest she had Online Shopping. All the guys in the poker tournament had a good laugh over this.

[Acturus]

I assume none of you paid enough attention, but under Ms USA's interest she had Online Shopping. All the guys in the poker tournament had a good laugh over this.

I've never particularly cared about the interests of beauty pageant contestants. They make a living on being superficial, so I am happy to treat them in kind.