new users on spam.

[Zalius]

as long as they arent awful tryhards i dont really care if it entertains me

[mootsfox]

Who the fuck cares.

[Arvin]

i was pretty scared of posting a bunch because i generally post some pretty retarded stuff

but i feel welcome like a muslim at the pearly gates awaiting his virgins

[Colenzo]

i was pretty scared of posting a bunch because i generally post some pretty retarded stuff

but i feel welcome like a muslim at the pearly gates awaiting his virgins

I just had a random thought about your drg in full relic. shit was so cash

[Arvin]

first on fairy

[Hank]

well in the analogy i'm the rope holder, so what you said pretty much fits exactly what the fuck i'm talking about.

i lol'd

[Zalius]

i was pretty scared of posting a bunch because i generally post some pretty retarded stuff

but i feel welcome like a muslim at the pearly gates awaiting his virgins

a+ avatars keep you safe

[Not Kuno]

Real advice for new people:

Post as much as you can. If people don't know you, they won't like you. So the best way to fix this is to post everywhere possible. Just posting isn't enough, you need to let people know how you feel about things. You must post how you feel about the thread, similar experiences, and more things about you. I wouldn't recommend making new threads at first. The only exception is when exciting things happen to you in real life (RL). Things like your girlfriend leaving you, going to the bank, and making a doody are all acceptable posts to make. And remember, spam can be a harsh place. If you're ever feeling down about the harshness of it's members, there is one thing you must always remember:

Spoiler: show

GET THE FUCK OUT

[Charismatic]

<3

[Krye]

Border patrol

[Cantih]

stuff

And there IS sex in the champagne room.

Spoiler: show

But it's gay sex.

Spoiler: show

But you get a reach-around!

[Ragnell]

Someone people has been accepted after been told to get the fuck out on multiple occasions, I.E - Misstress Stowstiq

I got in because people wanted to rape me I.E Kuya

[Callisto]

More like new LOSERS in Spam ahahahaha am I right?? Hi5's motherfuckers

[Ragnell]

More like new LOSERS in Spam ahahahaha am I right?? Hi5's motherfuckers

hi5!

[Woozie]

There's a secret initiation rite before being accepted to spam. I can't tell these vital secrets or the Spam Shadowy Organization will target me for assasination. But I can tell you that it's incredibly painful. I mean seriously, I've never seen a nail that big in my life--oh crap I've said too much already.

[Dimmauk]

We tell them to get the fuck out.
They either do or don't.
If they were cool but left, well then they couldnt hack it.
If they are a faggot who stays, well you get dimmauk.
Whatever's clever really.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

[Ragnell]

There's a secret initiation rite before being accepted to spam. I can't tell these vital secrets or the Spam Shadowy Organization will target me for assasination. But I can tell you that it's incredibly painful. I mean seriously, I've never seen a nail that big in my life--oh crap I've said too much already.

You know what must be done now

[Callisto]

Look if ya want to fit in here in spam you need to fill one or more of the following:

1) Be black, but the white black, not blackitty black black ya'll black

2) Be white, but the black white

3) Be gay

4) Be a chick, but not really, just have a chick's name or avatar

6) Tell funny doodoo stories like me

[Dimmauk]

Look if ya want to fit in here in spam you need to fill one or more of the following:

1) Be black, but the white black, not blackitty black black ya'll black

2) Be white, but the black white

3) Be gay

4) Be a chick, but not really, just have a chick's name or avatar

6) Tell funny doodoo stories like me

I'm blackity black from the waist down, and white black from the waist up.

[mootsfox]

Look if ya want to fit in here in spam you need to fill one or more of the following:

1) Be black, but the white black, not blackitty black black ya'll black

2) Be white, but the black white

3) Be gay

4) Be a chick, but not really, just have a chick's name or avatar

6) Tell funny doodoo stories like me

5?

Four is true of all of the internets though.