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  1. 2009-08-24 15:41 #21
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    Why don't black people celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isn't open on holidays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    Why don't black people celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isn't open on holidays.
    Any holiday relating to white people and boats traveling across oceans, makes black people uneasy.
  3. 2009-08-26 14:35 #23
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    The new sandwich features two chicken fillets, a pile of pepper jack and Swiss cheese, bacon, and a new “tangy” special sauce from the Colonel himself. One newspaper judges the whole mess to be about 1200 calories.


    o.Oa (questioning this because he's dead)
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    I had KFC for lunch today and about 10 minutes after I ate it my asshole exploded. I feel like its about to do it again. afk for a bit.
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  6. 2009-08-26 14:58 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senoska View Post
    I had KFC for lunch today and about 10 minutes after I ate it my asshole exploded. I feel like its about to do it again. afk for a bit.
    That is what you get for putting dicks in your ass, and eating food made by Zombies. I hope you die from it.
  7. 2009-08-26 15:57 #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    That is what you get for putting dicks in your ass, and eating food made by Zombies. I hope you die from it.
    lol just puts it there, he doesnt fuck a dick he just stores it there for later usage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iono View Post
    The new sandwich features two chicken fillets, a pile of pepper jack and Swiss cheese, bacon, and a new “tangy” special sauce from the Colonel himself. One newspaper judges the whole mess to be about 1200 calories.


    o.Oa (questioning this because he's dead)
    tangy special sauce from the Colonel himself?

    lol, colonelcum
  9. 2009-08-26 16:52 #29
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    looks disgusting
  10. 2009-08-26 17:14 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Is sloppy snowball some kind of fag lingo for something gay?
    You've never seen the movie "Clerks"?

    ...
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    imagine that, someone didn't bother with kevin smith's brainvomit.
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    Clerks was fucking awful. I can't believe I actually watched the drivel. Despite all the clips of Clerks 2 I've seen being amusing, I can't force myself to sit down and watch it in case it's shit like the first was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane View Post
    You've never seen the movie "Clerks"?

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    I've seen both of them.
  14. 2009-08-26 17:58 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    Clerks was fucking awful. I can't believe I actually watched the drivel. Despite all the clips of Clerks 2 I've seen being amusing, I can't force myself to sit down and watch it in case it's shit like the first was.
    god, thank you. kevin smith movies are fucking terrible overall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    god, thank you. kevin smith movies are fucking terrible overall.
    There are some funny parts, but not enough to make up for the bad parts.
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    kind of like monty python
  17. 2009-08-26 23:30 #37
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    Clerks is one of the funniest, most quotable movies ever made. (Jay and Silent Bob strike back is awful)

    Assemble your crew.

    Kevin Smith is generally a terrible filmmaker from any technical or story point of view, but when he's on, his dialogue is fucking golden.
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    Do you sell hubcaps to a '74 Pinto Hatchback?

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    you guys are a bunch of fucking queers for not liking the clerks movies
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