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  1. #1
    23 years old
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    Worst part of being a hobo

    no place to fap, it's terrible.

  2. #2
    23 years old
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    Though I guess I have every place to fap but still have my sense of shame.

  3. #3
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
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    bullshit you fap in the park and nut on the other sleeping hobos

  4. #4
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    Which is pretty ridiculous tbh.

  5. #5
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    You know how much of a pain in the ass it is to knjow you can pull up some interracial DP porn on your laptop in the middle of a train station but you'd rather be able to sleep there if need be?

  6. #6
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    I dont think the cops take kindly to a quick nut and nap in public.

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    I'm going to become a hobo to kick my masturbation habit.

  8. #8
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    I don't know, I'd rather sleep than pull it.

  9. #9
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    I guess I am a spiritual hobo.

  10. #10
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    I havent nutted in 23 days, this shit is killing me.

  11. #11
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
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    Should rape a female hobo really. If she resits, yell "FINE, I'll bring the law of nature to you!"

  12. #12
    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
    I DEMAND IT BE RESTORED
    OR A TITLE OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE IS PROVIDED
    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    Jerk it in a public bathroom somewhere?

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    Should've taken some me time at the Brawl tournament.

  14. #14
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    The collective load better be as heavy as a brick when im done.

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    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    The collective load better be as heavy as a brick when im done.
    lol reminds me of the story my grandpa told me on him and his friends peeking in someone's window when they were like 15 and he said the guy shot a load like he hasn't in his life.

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    Your grandpa sounds pretty gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    Your grandpa sounds pretty gay.
    I'm going to have to agree.

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    Was your grandpa shooting a load or watching a guy shoot a load?

  19. #19
    I'm more gentle than I look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Was your grandpa shooting a load or watching a guy shoot a load?
    Idk lol i got this story second hand from my uncle (which is his son). He was watchin the guy and the girl fuck lol and he said the guy shot a huge ass load on her lol

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    So your grandpa shot through the window?

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