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  1. 2009-08-26 04:22 #1
    Cream Soda
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    So, I'm cleaning shit off the floor.

    You know them farts that when you push turn out to be a muggy, liquidy shit? Well I'm sitting here in my room naked and had one of those, went all over the fuckin carpet.

    Real talk. Fuckin pissed right now.
  2. 2009-08-26 04:33 #2
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    ok ok "real gamers pee in bottles" but oh gawd man..

    first not wiping after a crap then hopping in the shower out of sheer laziness and now this.. I have to say I'm a little disturbed
  3. 2009-08-26 04:35 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    ok ok "real gamers pee in bottles" but oh gawd man..

    first not wiping after a crap then hopping in the shower out of sheer laziness and now this.. I have to say I'm a little disturbed
    lol if it helps, i was trying to fart >.> not like I said oh shit I'm lazy let me shit all over myself.
  4. 2009-08-26 04:36 #4
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    Hahaha.

    Ah, you made my day better.
  5. 2009-08-26 04:40 #5
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    ok you got me, can't stop laughing now
  6. 2009-08-26 04:42 #6
    Cream Soda
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    I'm glad my misfortune could double as your entertainment >.>

    Also, the part I left out. I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could, only to find that there was no more toilet paper, and we have no hot water atm. So I didn't want to turn the shower on so I turned on the bath instead and ran my ass under the faucet for a minute or so >.>
  7. 2009-08-26 04:44 #7
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  8. 2009-08-26 04:45 #8
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    But he shits everywhere. I wanna keep him.
  9. 2009-08-26 04:46 #9
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    lol reminds me of the time I was on the phone and wanted to fart into it and shit myself in the process like about a year ago.
  10. 2009-08-26 04:50 #10
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    You have some anal issues sir.

    Out.
  11. 2009-08-26 04:50 #11
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    Why are you so bad at farting?
  12. 2009-08-26 04:50 #12
    Cream Soda
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deftscythe View Post
    Why are you so bad at farting?
    Not like this is an every day occurrence >.>
  13. 2009-08-26 04:52 #13
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    you are out of control
    Spoiler: show
    and toilet paper
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    and hot water
    Spoiler: show
    sucker
  14. 2009-08-26 05:11 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    lol if it helps, i was trying to fart >.> not like I said oh shit I'm lazy let me shit all over myself.
    quoting this because I'm still laughing about it
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    what the shit is wrong with you man
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    -.- i fucking hate that phrase. Much prefer what the fuck. idk if it was matrix II or 3, but I remember one guy saying "WHAT THE SHIT" and i was like who the fuck wrote this script.
  17. 2009-08-26 05:47 #17
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    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ess/8zh7ac.png
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    IT'S HORRIBLE BUT I CREATED IT SO I MUST LIKE IT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    -.- i fucking hate that phrase. Much prefer what the fuck. idk if it was matrix II or 3, but I remember one guy saying "WHAT THE SHIT" and i was like who the fuck wrote this script.
    but fuck is a swear word
  20. 2009-08-26 06:00 #20
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    go post that in /d/, and see what happens
    bring your observations back to us

    (can't stop laughing)
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