So, I'm cleaning shit off the floor.

[Kiro]

/d/ - Hentai/Alternative

It's there, find it.

[Kiro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ess/POOPIE.jpg

/d/ sucks.

[Cantih]

Opinion seems to be mixed

[Cantih]

also, thread isn't hidden.
that guy just says that
it's kinda like border patrol

[Kiro]

/d/ - Hentai/Alternative thread

[Howard Roark]

You know them farts that when you push turn out to be a muggy, liquidy shit? Well I'm sitting here in my room naked and had one of those, went all over the fuckin carpet.

Real talk. Fuckin pissed right now.

you really shoulda done this on Deborah's desk

[Cream Soda]

haha

[Ragnell]

Wat the fuck

[Shojin]

I don't know man, I hear that one of the side effects from the gay is a loose sphincter which could possibly explain why you have been having these farting problems. You should go to the doctor and get it tested, make sure you haven't caught it from anyone

[Charismatic]

you shit yourself annually?

[Dimmauk]

You know them farts that when you push turn out to be a muggy, liquidy shit? Well I'm sitting here in my room naked and had one of those, went all over the fuckin carpet.

Real talk. Fuckin pissed right now.

I hope you learned a valuable lesson. Farting should only be done on a toilet, or when you are sleeping.

I worked with this fat fuck that used to fart all the time, and thought it was hilarious. One day he sharted on himself, and had to run to the bathroom with poop pouring out of his pant legs. He left a shit trail from his work bench to the bathroom, from the bathroom out of the building, and to his car. He must have walked 100 yards with crap coming out of pants. He never came back to work. LOL

[Shojin]

I hope you learned a valuable lesson. Farting should only be done on a toilet, or when you are sleeping.

I worked with this fat fuck that used to fart all the time, and thought it was hilarious. One day he sharted on himself, and had to run to the bathroom with poop pouring out of his pant legs. He left a shit trail from his work bench to the bathroom, from the bathroom out of the building, and to his car. He must have walked 100 yards with crap coming out of pants. He never came back to work. LOL

Or you can just not be a fat motherfucker who knows what the fuck. This has never happened to me because I'm not stupid enough to not know the difference between air and a fucking turd

Real talk, if you can't tell the difference then you are either stupid or you have had way too many cocks up your asshole and it has fucked with your senses or something. Unexpected diarrhea may be acceptable.

[Cream Soda]

LOL at that story

[Beckwin]

this is easily the best spam topic in quite some time

[mootsfox]

I don't think you know the difference between farting and shitting sir.

If it makes you feel better, my dogs have shit on the carpet at least 3 times (or more) LESS than you, depending on how many more stories you want to admit to.

[Krye]

Are you legally allowed to own animals?

[Cream Soda]

Or you can just not be a fat motherfucker who knows what the fuck. This has never happened to me because I'm not stupid enough to not know the difference between air and a fucking turd

Real talk, if you can't tell the difference then you are either stupid or you have had way too many cocks up your asshole and it has fucked with your senses or something. Unexpected diarrhea may be acceptable.

Well, it wasn't a turd. It was that liquid lava

[Senoska]

I thought CS smelled bad because he was black. Little did I know he had a shitty ass. I guess its one in the same though, right?

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Nope, refusing to put tl;dr anal advice in this thread. :D

[Charismatic]

let me insert my too long anal device in your thread baby