Asda (Walmart) fail... "Free delivery on orders over £25 when collecting in store"

[The Stig]

ASDA direct | Michelle For George Crystal Thong | Michelle for George



Applies to most products but I was looking for panties at the time.

[Ivve]

i feel so sorry for the people in your area that thongs are available in size 20.

[Ghost_Wheel22]

That's not a thong, its a fucking tarp.

[Howard Roark]

big girls need lovin too

[Kiro]

What's the point of a thong on a fat person anyway. Shit vanishes.

[Howard Roark]

most thongs end up being a glorified triangle above the butt anyway

[Kiarax]

It gets delivered free to the store for you to pick up. If it was under £25 you would have to pay to get it delivered to the store to pick up. Why is that hard to understand?

[Howard Roark]

or some sexy strings poking up above hip-huggers, that was so hot the first time I saw that

[Blarg]

Those triangles are what made classes in high school interesting.

[Howard Roark]

damn, blarg with a serious butt true post

[Ivve]

i never thought the triangle above the ass thing was sexy because i knew that below that there was a string of cloth rubbing up against some high school girl's asshole. protip: women don't wipe exceptionally well either. true story. i saw enough dirty thongs my friends owned to put me off that shit forever.

[Blarg]

I was friends with a japanese chick in hs who was on exchange and some of her friends back home shit on panties for money. I bet you found out they were dirty by sniffing them, I got a good mental image going here so don't correct me.

[quannum]

damn, blarg with a serious butt true post

i see you howard.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Fuck you making me choke on my sammich reading the tarp comment.

[Ivve]

tarp between your asscheeks sounds uncomfortable

and no, i knew from the fucking shitstains

[Colenzo]

i never thought the triangle above the ass thing was sexy because i knew that below that there was a string of cloth rubbing up against some high school girl's asshole. protip: women don't wipe exceptionally well either. true story. i saw enough dirty thongs my friends owned to put me off that shit forever.

I was actually at my friends house and saw so many thongs with shit tracks in them once. Yeah, that ass isnt just eating those thong, they are being digested.

[Ivve]

and that's why you buy those baby wipes they drop in the adult packaging now

[Colenzo]

and that's why you buy those baby wipes they drop in the adult packaging now

drop rate?

[Ivve]

100%

[Ivve]

should srsly look into that.