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  1. 2009-08-26 22:49 #1
    Howard Roark
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    Things you shouldn't say to your girlfriend

    Just now my gf sent me a text:

    I just escaped from crashing into a deer.
    my reply:
    Oh deer.


    the other week she was excited about the new Harry Potter movie, saying if she were in the Harry Potter movies/books she'd be in Gryffendor.

    my reply:
    If I were in Harry Potter stuff, I'd be in Emma Watson
  2. 2009-08-26 22:51 #2
    Howard Roark
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    that second one seemed soooo perfect, such a great setup, I knew I'd never have that chance again, and I knew I shouldn't say it.. but I had to man

    had to -- she was pretty mad too lol, she's kinda touchy about other chicks
  3. 2009-08-26 22:53 #3
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    I don't mind her being touchy
  4. 2009-08-26 22:54 #4
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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    OR A TITLE OF EQUAL OR GREATER VALUE IS PROVIDED
    Both of them. That's just a dick move.
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    Thank you Howard, I literally lol'd at the deer one.
  5. 2009-08-26 22:55 #5
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  6. 2009-08-26 22:58 #6
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    I've said tons of stupid shit before, but most of them are jokes that come out really wrong. I think the worst one (which actually made her break up with me...) was when my ex was being really emotional one day and I told her "I'm not playing vampire with you today." "What?" "I want to suck your blood!" and she told me to fuck off.

    It was pretty god damn stupid on my side :\
  7. 2009-08-27 01:01 #7
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    ib4ily
  8. 2009-08-27 01:04 #8
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    Don't tell her she isn't real, they don't like that too much.
  9. 2009-08-27 01:04 #9
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    Also don't tell her you need to wash up (spoiler for big):



    Cause then they'll just disappear.
  10. 2009-08-27 01:06 #10
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    Please tell me you just drew that<3
  11. 2009-08-27 01:07 #11
    #686578
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    Skirkle why aren't you on IRC
  12. 2009-08-27 01:07 #12
    #686578
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    [02:03:07] <Numbers> Skirkle
    [02:03:10] <Numbers> Skirkle where are you
    [02:03:18] <Numbers> Where is my skirkle
  13. 2009-08-27 01:07 #13
    #686578
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    Spoiler: show
    P.s. IlySkirkle
  14. 2009-08-27 01:09 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashiXI View Post
    Please tell me you just drew that<3
    GIS

    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    Skirkle why aren't you on IRC
    I'm not home

    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
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    P.s. IlySkirkle
  15. 2009-08-27 01:11 #15
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    asshole
  16. 2009-08-27 01:12 #16
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    thought that was some legit marker'ing, you disappoint me once again, Skirkle
  17. 2009-08-27 01:49 #17
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    Smartasses are very fun. /poke Howard. :D
  18. 2009-08-27 02:02 #18
    Howard Roark
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    hey man, I had to; I'm a sucker for a good joke, even if I gotta sleep on the couch, so to speak
  19. 2009-08-27 06:35 #19
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    I think we've all been in this situation. And it's still funny every single time it occurs.
  20. 2009-08-27 06:37 #20
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    You are a pro Howie.
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