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  1. 2009-08-27 14:45 #21
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    No one in my family has ever heard my grandma fart. How crazy is that..
  2. 2009-08-27 17:58 #22
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    Holy shit stowa's dad is off the fuckin chain

    read the dictionary? hardcore yo
  3. 2009-08-27 18:08 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    Holy shit stowa's dad is off the fuckin chain

    read the dictionary? hardcore yo
    Descendant of slaves so I couldn't talk shit about suffering EVER, he would have me out done.

    Your dad is fucking hilarious. I love the dog references and the ownership of places you shit. :D
  4. 2009-08-27 18:12 #24
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    my dad says shit like nothing, because we don't fucking talk.
  5. 2009-08-27 18:17 #25
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    half of those things sound like shit i would say to my dad when i was still living at home. primarily the bacon handling, the bored dog shit, and the answering machine thing.
  6. 2009-08-27 19:00 #26
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    Sera, no wonder you are such a bad ass.
  7. 2009-08-27 21:00 #27
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    lol i repeat this is not my dad, my dad isn't allowed to speak unless his crazy ass jesus freak of a wife tells him what to say first

    my grandpa kinda talks like this though, as i said before -- but my dad is 43, not 73 lol
  8. 2009-08-27 21:06 #28
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    I can make a thread about stupid shit my mom says:

    some notable tidbits:

    "who is stephen hawking?"
    "what's natural selection?"
    "darwin? isn't he that bearded guy? what did he do"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    I can make a thread about stupid shit my mom says:

    some notable tidbits:

    "who is stephen hawking?"
    "what's natural selection?"
    "Darwin isn't he that bearded guy? what did he do"
    So tempted to text zoom. Sorry guys.
  10. 2009-08-27 21:37 #30
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    The only thing my dad said that has stuck was "Don't be an asshole."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress Stowastiq View Post

    "Wanna see what it's like to drink? C'mere and taste this. (proceeds to give me cap full of gin). Tastes like shit huh? Burns doesn't it? "Now you know why you don't drink." (never once had a problem with us drinking as teens.)
    lol my uncle did this to me, except with black guiness beer
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    my dad just does drugs and doesn't talk to anyone unless he wants something. fucker.
  13. 2009-08-27 23:04 #33
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    ITT: WAH WAH WAH DADDY ISSUES
  14. 2009-08-28 01:49 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    ITT: WAH WAH WAH DADDY ISSUES
    All you have to do is interpret this as "ITT: WOMEN WHO WANT TO SPITE THEIR FATHERS" and you're golden. It would help if you were black, though.
  15. 2009-08-28 06:41 #35
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    who is your daddy and what does he do?
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