Dear Spam Forum: I am going out again in about 4 hours.

[Conformity]

Down here in Augusta, GA temporarily and I'm gonna roll into the club solo to fuck some older than usually sluts. Usually, the primary age group I chase after is 17-21 (usually 18 but 17 is AOC of Georgia and I just moved here).

Tonight, I'm gonna go into a bar on ladies night where the primary demographic will be women aged 30-50. I'm going there because it will be easy to fuck these sluts in the ass and never call them again. Older chicks are usually desperate for a younger guys attention. I even had 35 year old bitch fly down from Canada to get a serving of this dick, silly bitch wanted to marry me lol.

Optimally, the slut will be married and ultra whoreish in bed. As always, I'm going to try and put it in their ass then in their mouth, then back in their ass again. Married women are best for 2 reasons:

1) They treat sex as a business transaction

2) It feels like ur fucking someone else's property so it makes sex better because when shes done licking your ass and swallowing ur load she kisses her husband goodnight.

Anyways, enough of all that, I came here for a reason, to ask a question.

Spam forum, what will be the outcome of the night?

[Kiarax]

Herpes.

[Sera]

hopefully, your death

[Mistress Stowastiq]

1. Insane husband with a gun and a vendetta.
2. You are in line to be a young jig so make sure your sugar moma's are single independent, horny and disease free.
3. have fun tonight wash your thumb in the morning.

[Conformity]

Herpes.

I am immune to herpes.

[Conformity]

1. Insane husband with a gun and a vendetta.
2. You are in line to be a young jig so make sure your sugar moma's are single independent, horny and disease free.
3. have fun tonight wash your thumb in the morning.

<3 lol at #3

p.s always wearing the condoms since i left college

[Ivve]

the poll was enough to read on its own. there's no way i'm reading the OP.

[quannum]

as you recall, you know i love to show off
but you never thought that i would take it this far

[Conformity]

the poll was enough to read on its own. there's no way i'm reading the OP.

die or ride

[MisterBob]

Protip: Condoms don't do too well against herpes.

[Kiarax]

He is immune to herpes silly.

[Shiroikage]

Herpes.

[Conformity]

I think herpes is a pretty cool guy, eh gives lesions and doesn't afraid of anything

[Colenzo]

ive tried jerkin off and the finger up the butt technique makes your dick so much harder FEELS GOOD MAN

[Ivve]

die or ride

nou

shorter posts. my attention span cannot take this shit

[_chuchu]

ive tried jerkin off and the finger up the butt technique makes your dick so much harder FEELS GOOD MAN

Gay.

[Conformity]

girl is in the bathroom right now, either

a) taking her tampon out

or

b) doing whatever girls do before they have sex, this i still dont know

and what shes about to get is sum

a) rape sex

b) rape sex

or

c) rape sex

hope she enjoies the ole' dick in butt.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

ive tried jerkin off and the finger up the butt technique makes your dick so much harder FEELS GOOD MAN

Lol thus thumb washing, especially if you happen to be a nail biter. XD
@Conformity, don't let her see you on the computer.

[Howard Roark]

Lol thus thumb washing, especially if you happen to be a nail biter. XD
@Conformity, don't let her see you on the computer.

HUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHBLEEEEGGGHHHHHHHHAARRGGHHHHH

[Ivve]

girl is in the bathroom right now, either

a) taking her tampon out

or

b) doing whatever girls do before they have sex, this i still dont know

and what shes about to get is sum

a) rape sex

b) rape sex

or

c) rape sex

hope she enjoies the ole' dick in butt.

what he meant to say is that he loves mom's homemade pizza thursdays.