ITT WOT Angry FFXI Player Writes Manifesto

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Samurai weapon skills miss the target more than any other job.

O he got me lol.

[Chicomagiko]

If you're over 25 and new to the web, stick to reading your emails/facebook/myspace whatthefuckever. Don't bother trying to learn the web and its nuances at this point. if you must know, learn on your own like everyone else did. If you don't have that much time to spend on the net then see my first statement. Trying to get the gist of what the web is and works is not something that can be taught. Its something that you learn.

I fucking hate internet noobs. Lurk 4chan for your first 2-3 years then lurk a forum for another 1-2 then once you get the hang of memes, trolling, flaming etc. then you can post. I bet if Mistress Stowastiq was actually a dude, nobody would be this nice to her/him. Hell, does anyone here even have proof that she's not a he?

/rant fueled by impatience towards newfags.

[Shiroikage]

TROLLED

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

If you're over 25 and new to the web, stick to reading your emails/facebook/myspace whatthefuckever. Don't bother trying to learn the web and its nuances at this point. if you must know, learn on your own like everyone else did. If you don't have that much time to spend on the net then see my first statement. Trying to get the gist of what the web is and works is not something that can be taught. Its something that you learn.

I fucking hate internet noobs. Lurk 4chan for your first 2-3 years then lurk a forum for another 1-2 then once you get the hang of memes, trolling, flaming etc. then you can post. I bet if Mistress Stowastiq was actually a dude, nobody would be this nice to her/him. Hell, does anyone here even have proof that she's not a he?

/rant fueled by impatience towards newfags.

I always thought Mistress was some effeminate man to begin with.

also in this thread: tl;dr? encyclopedia dramatica

[Chicomagiko]

TROLLED

probably, when i finished the 1st sentence i thought "what if she/he is just pretending?" ;_;

[archibaldcrane]

If you're over 25 and new to the web, stick to reading your emails/facebook/myspace whatthefuckever. Don't bother trying to learn the web and its nuances at this point. if you must know, learn on your own like everyone else did. If you don't have that much time to spend on the net then see my first statement. Trying to get the gist of what the web is and works is not something that can be taught. Its something that you learn.

I fucking hate internet noobs. Lurk 4chan for your first 2-3 years then lurk a forum for another 1-2 then once you get the hang of memes, trolling, flaming etc. then you can post. I bet if Mistress Stowastiq was actually a dude, nobody would be this nice to her/him. Hell, does anyone here even have proof that she's not a he?

/rant fueled by impatience towards newfags.

It did need to be said.

All of it. Well, maybe not the "but is she really a girl?" part, but at least the rest of it.

[Shiroikage]

Lurking 4chan is a pretty fucking boring idea.

[archibaldcrane]

One can shorten the amount of time one needs to lurk 4chan if one knows what the fuck.

[Colenzo]

lurking 4chan boring? wtf I jerk off there daily

[hagun]

This is nerd rage at a new level. I don't see the point about SAM WS though. A good SAM does two to three times more WS than other DD. That more than makes up for the misses. All other non-SAM melée use multi hit WS that are impossible to totally miss. SAM uses mostly one hit WS that are nearly broken, but since they are one-hit, the probability of a miss is much higher.

I call BS that he doesn't frequent forums because he clearly doesn't know how things actually work. The typicaly forum player is a raging douchebag who over analyzes and takes the game sickenly too seriously and should probably play less.

The typical online players are very relaxed, nice, civilized, and realizes that, yes, this is just a game. They play the game purely for fun instead of making the game a job or career, as most in HNMLS do, and are far removed from elitism. They are the ones who don't care about getting max EXP/hour and instead just want to relax a few hours before snapping back to reality. The latter type is pretty much detached from reality and makes up a very small portion of population.

[Howard Roark]

probably, when i finished the 1st sentence i thought "what if she/he is just pretending?" ;_;

what's funny is despite all you allege to know about 4chan and the internet, you are still a godawful poster


you talk about your "obscurity" but what you really mean is "having nothing to say" and a "horrible personality and complexion"




I prefer a straightforward poster with something to say learning the ropes than a tired old fgt with zero to contribute

[Abandon]

I've learned that Chico is a punk bitch. How's that, Howie?

[Howard Roark]

you catch on quick, but I didn't even have to say anything for you to know it. I'm just pointing it out


also Conformity, Chicomagiko, The Finesse and a couple others could take some notes from you on how to do your own thing without being a waste of space

spam's been kinda meh lately and I 100% blame them for overall quality slipping

[Howard Roark]

or rather too much garbage stinking up my spam

[Abandon]

fo shizzle

[Alleya]

Honestly? I don't think this is a troll.

Maybe you guys just don't remember FFXI as clearly as I do. People like this were a dime a dozen. This little manifesto might as well just be a summary of your typical Jeuno shout battle.

[Abandon]

I believe it's real, and I also think this kid is raging because he sucks and is tired of being called out on it.

[Diamicles]

loljeuno

[Dimmauk]

* Samurai weapon skills miss the target more than any other job.

A Dark knight walks into a bar, and misses.

[Ragnell]

I couldnt bother to read all that massive ass leakage just now, seems like once again SE is the ultimate troll and he can't handle the game