ITT WOT Angry FFXI Player Writes Manifesto

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-09-01 14:07

Originally Posted by Tagus

Ohaigaiz. I'm not going to argue with you because you are a 17 year old boy who doesn't know shit. I'm sorry that you feel that jumping off a roof is a possibility in your future. Please don't kill yourself. I'm quite sure that if you ever find a focus for your energy you could lead a rewarding life.

How old are you? Also, I thought you weren't going to take anything I said seriously? Why start with me saying I'll jump off a roof? Quite contradicting you are sir.

I'm going to laugh when you tell me you're in your 20's. Seriously, get the fuck out if you're in the same decade as me. Shit's so stupid. It's like a 14 year old whining about an 11 year old. 'I'm 14, I don't deal with immature 11 year olds.'

**Sera** · 2009-09-01 14:16

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

I tried to get into the military once. I took an aptitude test, and they said I was too smart for the military.

This is a bold faced lie. They'd have just put you in intel or made you a nuke. Stop fuckin lying dude, no one is impressed. Hamsters are too smart for the fucking military.

**Ivve** · 2009-09-01 14:18

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

yet another case of someone just saying stupid shit, getting called on it, and then claiming trolling.

**Dimmauk** · 2009-09-01 14:19

Originally Posted by Ivve

yet another case of someone just saying stupid shit, getting called on it, and then claiming trolling.

You just did the same shit.

**Alleya** · 2009-09-01 14:20

Trolling is just a very highly ritualized version of falling off a horse and claiming you did it on purpose.

Tagus · 2009-09-01 14:21

Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz

How old are you? Also, I thought you weren't going to take anything I said seriously? Why start with me saying I'll jump off a roof? Quite contradicting you are sir.

I'm going to laugh when you tell me you're in your 20's. Seriously, get the fuck out if you're in the same decade as me. Shit's so stupid. It's like a 14 year old whining about an 11 year old. 'I'm 14, I don't deal with immature 11 year olds.'

Sorry. Not gonna do it. I gave you a chance to have a conversation and you took the opportunity to troll me. Not the first time it'll happen, won't be the last. But I'm done with you.

**Kiro** · 2009-09-01 14:21

More fun if you have a really high horse.

**Darkslitter** · 2009-09-01 14:25

the really cool kids fall off of the bagelochelone, thats why it's up there at the top of the page.

**Day** · 2009-09-01 14:25

Originally Posted by Mizango

I can't tell which one of you is Day.

Uncalled for nigga

**Dimmauk** · 2009-09-01 14:26

Originally Posted by Sera

This is a bold faced lie. They'd have just put you in intel or made you a nuke. Stop fuckin lying dude, no one is impressed. Hamsters are too smart for the fucking military.

That is why I said I was TROLLING! If you believed that in the first place, then you are a fucking moron. Dont get yall's panties in a bunch, cause you are dumb enough to believe that.

**Ivve** · 2009-09-01 14:27

hahaha, okay dimm. whatever you say, but the rest of us know you actually meant that shit when you said it.

**Mistress Stowastiq** · 2009-09-01 14:27

Oh my goodness what have I done. I guess there is no reasonable chance of me escaping this thread uninformed of what trolling is.
I hope everyone enjoyed the manifesto, I read the whole fucking thing and I don't know what to think tbh.

edit omfg at the clitter. XD

**Dimmauk** · 2009-09-01 14:30

Originally Posted by Ivve

hahaha, okay dimm. whatever you say, but the rest of us know you actually meant that shit when you said it.

LMAO! Keep telling yourself that. Its all good queenie.

**quannum** · 2009-09-01 14:31

what are you all even arguing about anymore?

remember the telephone game from grade school? spam is like a hate-filled game of telephone.

inb4 internet hate machine

**Ivve** · 2009-09-01 14:32

i didn't bother to read that whole mess.

**Ivve** · 2009-09-01 14:33

Originally Posted by Dimmauk

LMAO! Keep telling yourself that. Its all good queenie.

is that why you waited until more than one person called you out to clear up the fact that you were "trolling"? just saying man. i think people play a little too fast and loose with this shit, and if people end up just thinking you're a total fucking retard rather than being enraged by anything you say... i don't think that's particularly successful. but this has all been said many times before.

**Dimmauk** · 2009-09-01 14:34

Originally Posted by quannum

what are you all even arguing about anymore?

remember the telephone game from grade school? spam is like a hate-filled game of telephone.

inb4 internet hate machine

I LOL'd in RL.

**Mistress Stowastiq** · 2009-09-01 14:35

Originally Posted by Mizango

Why is it that whenever I hear the word "manifesto" I yearn to live in log cabins and change my last name to Kaczynski?

Because I coined the term based on it being used for his collection of writing. :D

**Dimmauk** · 2009-09-01 14:37

Originally Posted by Ivve

is that why you waited until more than one person called you out to clear up the fact that you were "trolling"? just saying man. i think people play a little too fast and loose with this shit, and if people end up just thinking you're a total fucking retard rather than being enraged by anything you say... i don't think that's particularly successful. but this has all been said many times before.

I seriously thought nobody would take that seriously, and you call me the retard? Makes you look really fucking stupid.

**Kiro** · 2009-09-01 14:38

Are we talking about Dimmauk's macbook wheel-like post in general where he had a fail attempt at

?

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