I need insults

[TheShadyMan]

Lady of the night

[Abandon]

Go watch Gran Turino. That'll give you some ammo.

[Colenzo]

cant believe nigger hasnt been said yet

[Abandon]

Isn't that one obvious? Besides, spook has more of a "oh shit, did he say that?" feel to it.

[Conrad]

slant

[Kuya]

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."-- Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."-- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."-- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."-- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."-- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."-- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."-- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."-- Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."-- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."-- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."-- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."-- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."-- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy."-- Walter Kerr

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."-- Jack E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."-- Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."-- Thomas Brackett Reed

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."-- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."-- Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."-- Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"-- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."-- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."-- Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...for support rather than illumination."-- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."-- Billy Wilder


Some good insults from famous people. Some are old, others not so much.

These ye olde people certainly have some spunk!

[Conformity]

someone give me this fucking ludacris av sign thing

[Olo401]

cant believe nigger hasnt been said yet

Actually I kinda said it in the second comment.

And nigra would probably be more 1800s anyway.

[_chuchu]

gook

[Colenzo]

super chinker 5000

[Cream Soda]

Jules you give that fucking nimrod $1,500 and I'll shoot him on general principle.

[Cream Soda]

Porch Monkey

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Misbegotten, Ruffian, Swindler, Mountebank, Grifter, Dawdler, Flour Flusher, Buffoon,

Squatters, Landlord, Horse's Ass, Ass, Dastard, Dastardly, Cur, Charlatan,
Half blood, Half Breed, Defiler, Lecher, Lecherous, Debaucher, Dunce, Dolt, Bandit, Half-wit, Marauder, Corsair, Sand bagger, Buccaneer, Philanderer, Scoundrel, Paltry, Sot, Tippler

Uncle Tom, Negress(derogatory female version), Spear Chucker, Squaw, Cotton Picker, Cotton pick'n, Simpleton, Miscreant, Bootlegger, Greenhorn,
Scamp, Hooligan, Whipper-snapper, Carouser

Lilly-Livered, Milksop, Rent Boy, Namby-Pamby, Pansy, Yellow-Bellied(belly),

Strumpet, Working Girl, Lady Of the Evening/Night, Broad, Trollop, Harlot, Jezebel, Witch, Busy body, Wanton whore, Wanton

[Cream Soda]

Buckwheta

[Howard Roark]

Misbegotten, Ruffian, Swindler, Mountebank, Grifter, Dawdler, Flour Flusher, Buffoon,

Squatters, Landlord, Horse's Ass, Ass, Dastard, Dastardly, Cur, Charlatan,
Half blood, Half Breed, Defiler, Lecher, Lecherous, Debaucher, Dunce, Dolt, Bandit, Half-wit, Marauder, Corsair, Sand bagger, Buccaneer, Philanderer, Scoundrel, Paltry, Sot, Tippler

Uncle Tom, Negress(derogatory female version), Spear Chucker, Squaw, Cotton Picker, Cotton pick'n, Simpleton, Miscreant, Bootlegger, Greenhorn,
Scamp, Hooligan, Whipper-snapper, Carouser

Lilly-Livered, Milksop, Rent Boy, Namby-Pamby, Pansy, Yellow-Bellied(belly),

Strumpet, Working Girl, Lady Of the Evening/Night, Broad, Trollop, Harlot, Jezebel, Witch, Busy body, Wanton whore, Wanton

don't forget hussie!!


pretty sure this quote is exactly what the OP was looking for

[Rhinox]

Mashpotato muscles.

[Zalius]

rapscallion

[Mistress Stowastiq]

don't forget hussie!!


pretty sure this quote is exactly what the OP was looking for

-Hussie- how the hell did I miss that one! I have been in word scrabble mode all fucking day it is awful. Luckily I found this thread to spend my fix .
I love how SE uses some of those words like Corsair and the other one Milksop. I love the name -Jezebel- though.

[Howard Roark]

your quote was gold, also was Scarlet Woman in here?

love this thread by the way, I always remember that Simpsons episode where Homer tells Bart to stop using 1890's coalminer slang and Bart replies:

"Consarnit!"

[Mistress Stowastiq]

your quote was gold, also was Scarlet Woman in here?

love this thread by the way, I always remember that Simpsons episode where Homer tells Bart to stop using 1890's coalminer slang and Bart replies:

"Consarnit!"

Thank you
I have not heard of Scarlet Woman. I like the name Scarlet though. I have not seen that episode . I am tv deprived. I watch some things on you tube though.