I need insults

[Howard Roark]

I think Scarlet Woman derives from a story called the Scarlet Letter, also a movie starring Demi Moore, about a woman unfaithful to her husband and rather than executing her, she is forced to wear a scarlet A for adultery stitched to her dress at all times to shame her publicly

[Heian]

Doucherocket

and my favorite

Cunt

[Gergall]

Jackanapes (with the "s" at the end for singular)

Also if you want to compliment someone you can call them a humdinger. Today that just sounds like a blowjob.

[Conrad]

I think Scarlet Woman derives from a story called the Scarlet Letter, also a movie starring Demi Moore, about a woman unfaithful to her husband and rather than executing her, she is forced to wear a scarlet A for adultery stitched to her dress at all times to shame her publicly

The scene where Robert Duvall as Chillingworth jumps off of a cliff onto a man on a horse, kills him and scalps him still ranks as the most unintentionally funny scene in movie history for me.