2009-10 NHL Thread

[Richybear]

Where would your Pens be with only American players?
Enjoy building around Orpik, Eaton, Guerin and Rupp.
I realize there are other American-born players on the team, but playing like 5 games doesn't matter.

Don Waddell has told Kovie to start packing.
I wonder which Chicago Blackhawks he'll be traded to? LOL j/k

[Sepukku]

You forgot Goligoski, and we formerly had Scuderi and Gil, also Americans. Don't quote me on Gil though. He just seemed very American. Pretty sure Brent Johnson is American too.

And America has the past 15 Stanley Cup winners - 1 of which was won on the stick of Rupp's 2 goals in a game 7 for the NJ Devils. By the start of the Olympics, I promise you all, I -WILL- have a massive "America, Fuck Yeah" post prepared.

[Richybear]

LMAO
If the US finishes anywhere on the podium after the Olympic hockey is done, they can consider that a victory in itself.

I could make a roster of the Canadians who weren't picked on this year's team that would have a better shot at the Olympic Gold than the current US team.

[BadKarma]

All these Canadian teams panicing and trying to salvage their honor, as an American team is going to win the cup... AGAIN. God Bless America, losers.

Dear Ratapata, Thoronos, Richybear, whoever the hell had that french cartoon avatar of a guy wearing that artsy hat who tried trolling me, and any other canadian lurkers:

"America, fuck yeah!
Comin' again to save the mother fucking day, yeah!
America, fuck yeah!
Freedom is the only way, yeah!"

When was the last time a canadian team won the cup lol

[Richybear]

Montreal, in 1993.
I was in Germany at the time and was waking up at 2am to watch the games and going to school pretty fucking tired afterwards. LOL

[Ishido]

LMAO
If the US finishes anywhere on the podium after the Olympic hockey is done, they can consider that a victory in itself.

I could make a roster of the Canadians who weren't picked on this year's team that would have a better shot at the Olympic Gold than the current US team.

If Canada doesn't get gold they can consider it a giant failure.

How did those World Juniors work out for you guys?

[Sepukku]

If Canada doesn't get gold they can consider it a giant failure.

How did those World Juniors work out for you guys?

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!!

WORLD JUNIORS BABY!!!

CORMIER IS A TERRORIST.

I like where Page 105 is heading :D

[Richybear]

Hey, we needed a break from the absolute domination of the WJHC anyway.
As for Cormier, he'll be playing for the Devils next year anyway.
The headshot in the Juniors was awesome though, but the elbow on Tam sorta crossed the line.

Just for fun, I made my list, in no particular order:

Smyth - Gagner - St Louis
Whitney - Stamkos - Briere
Sharp - LeCavalier - Penner
Burrows - Brad Richards - Pominville

Green, Phaneuf, Jovanovski, Giordano, Beauchemin and for the fuck of it.. Letang to round out the defence.

For goalies, I could grab Marty Turco, Cam Ward, but just to spite you... we'll kick your ass with Carey Price in net.

[Sepukku]

And we'll bomb the fuck out of your maple trees and mooses.

[Sepukku]

The song sung before games is just a PG song to not traumatize young children and offend foriegn people, this is our real national anthem:

Note: Extremely NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZdJRDpLHbw

[Sepukku]

America, FUCK YEAH!!!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls!!!
America, FUCK YEAH!!!
Whatcha gonna do when we come for you now?

[Thoronas]

oh NBC why must you constantly fail so much?

http://rockthered.net/wp-content/upl...61-300x167.jpg

[Richybear]

"Well that's the sound of freedom, son he said.
(free to say no more.)
But wait a minute dad, did you actually say freedom?
Well, if you're dumb enough to vote,
You're fuckin dumb enough to believe him. Cuz if this country is so goddam free.
Then I can burn your fucking flag wherever I damn well please!"

Music quote trades in an NHL thread?

[Ivaden]

You definitely can't blame them for wanting Penguins v. Red Wings or this week's game.

[NynJa]

If Canada doesn't get gold they can consider it a giant failure.

How did those World Juniors work out for you guys?

Blind squirrel finds a nut eventually.
In the past 6 years, Canada has won 3 more Gold's than the USA has won since its inception ('77).


According to Wiki, which I presume would be kept moderately up to date:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_Penguins

12 Canadian players
4 Euros
6 Americans (Eaton, Golionoski, Guerin, Johnosn, Oprik, Rupp)

Oh, your owner is Canadian too, but hey atleast your coach is american?


kill yourself.

[Bregor]

oh NBC why must you constantly fail so much?

http://rockthered.net/wp-content/upl...61-300x167.jpg

... Goddamnit.

[Callisto]

And we'll bomb the fuck out of your maple trees and mooses.

lol

You definitely can't blame them for wanting Penguins v. Red Wings or this week's game.

I agree, but ffs at this point I'm pretty sure NBC is just a Pittsburgh local channel.

[Sepukku]

12 Canadian players
4 Euros
6 Americans (Eaton, Golionoski, Guerin, Johnosn, Oprik, Rupp)

and your coach is american.

You had me at Eaton <3

[Sepukku]

Mcdonalds!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Walmart!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
The Gap!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Baseball!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
The NFL!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Rock and Roll!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
The Internet!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Slavery!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!

Starbucks!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Disney World!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Porno!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Valium!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Reeboks!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Fake Tits!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Sushi!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Taco Bell!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Rodeos!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Bed, Bath, and Beyond!!! Fuck yeah...?

LIBERTY!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
White Slips!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
The Alamo!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Band-Aids!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Las Vegas!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Christmas!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Immigrants!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Popeyes!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Democrats!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
Republicans!!! (fuck yeah...?)
Sportsmanship!!! ...............
Books!!! ................. (dead silence)

[Bregor]

Ken Hitchcock's toast, can't say I'm surprised. But thanks for taking Chris Clark and Milan Jurcina off our hands!

Link