2009-10 NHL Thread

[Sepukku]

JONAS.
FUCKING.
HILLER.

I can just picture Nynja spitting out his wine and yelling "SAC RE BLEU!!!!!"

I'm sad to see Page 119 coming to a close soon - everytime I scroll down I see this and it makes me laugh, cause I honestly believe in my head it or something very similar to it really did happen when he made the stick save along the goal line and then the huge glove save when it was 2-2 in the third.

[NynJa]

Just wait till sunday.

Oh and btw bro, it clearly doesn't matter how you win. Are NJ's stanley cup rings worth less because of their system? No. Is Pittsburgh's win last year diminished because Crozby sucked Campbell and Bettman's cocks to overlook a forced suspension and modify the schedule to accommodate the younger team? Sadly, no.

And what... the... fuck? Who the hell cares about Jeremy Roenick's assessment of how to play hockey? I think my boy Pat said it best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaiN8HjEy74

[Thoronas]

12 million Canadians tuned in to watch the Canada vs Swiss game. Doesn't sound huge until you realize its a third of the countries population. When the US vs Canada game happens on Sunday it's going to clear 20 million up here easy.

Below is a tweet from someone who was in the major hockey viewing party in Vancouver during the Swiss scare.

Guy beside me is on a crisis call with his buddy. If I wasn't panicking myself it'd be hilarious. He's close to tears.

The pressure being placed on the Canadian team is freaking hilarious, the nice thing is we aren't eating our team alive when they start to do bad like Rangers fans.

[Sepukku]

And what... the... fuck? Who the hell cares about Jeremy Roenick's assessment of how to play hockey? I think my boy Pat said it best:

He's not your fucking boy. Unless you beat, molest, and berate your boy. I really hope you're not a fucking parent cause you Montreal wine-drinking butt pluggers crucified Roy and now you all pretend like he's your hero. Tiger Fucking Woods would make a better role model father than you.

Just fucking wait. If USA wins Sunday, and even with my nationalistic pride being greater than my Pittsburgh pride (and thats saying a LOT) I have to say "if" cause Canada does have much greater pure talent assembled, you will be subjected to the most unrelenting America-fest you have ever seen. It will be like the 4th of July every where you turn in BG. Your inbox. This hockey thread. My signature. The Advanced forum. Bentertainment. YOURE GOING TO LOG ON TO FFXI AND YOUR DUSK GLOVES ARE GOING TO BE RED WHITE AND BLUE AND YOU'RE GOING TO TURN TO YOUR FRIEND AND SAY "WHAT GIVES?" AND HE'S GONNA LOOK AT YOU BLANKLY AND THEN JUST BURST OUT SCREAMING, "AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!! SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!!!!"

[Thoronas]

Blah blah blah

http://www.lolrandom.com/images/funny/itsonchaps.jpg

[Sepukku]

Nice image. not. fuckin loser.

[Sepukku]

Whos got the most medals in the Olympics so far?

AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!! COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY, YEAH!!!

[Richybear]

Uh oh.. he's gonna report that image as offensive to the lolCIA.

[Sepukku]

Whos that? That Sir Vancouver faggle?

You do realize, right, that your city is named after a British man who colonized your city? He was not a Canadian, he was a tea-sippin subject of the Royal Crown who'd give up his soul to slip his willy in her fanny. He didn't care about the native inhabitants of Canada. He cared about bringing glory to a group of people in a country OTHER THAN CANADA.

Pittsburgh is named after a British subject, too, yes, but William Pitt was a hero of the people and initially refused to accept any title, and in turn, was given the nicknamed-title of "The Great Commoner." Not to mention our country's capital is named after the great George Washington who had more heroism in his pinky nail than all of us have in our collective combined bodies.

America fucking rules. We kicked Japan's ass. We kicked Korea's ass. We kicked the Vietcong's ass. We kick [stubborn] Arab ass. We send in a group of a couple dozen soldiers into Grenada and we kick their ass. We kick Germany's ass (twice). We kicked Italian ass. We are the greatest country on fucking earth.

Taken hostage in Russia? They're democratic! They're a first world country! You're in good hands, right? They'll get you out right? NOPE. In 2002 they gassed a theatre and killed over 100 hostages in addition to the hostage takers. In 2004, when a school was taken hostage, they used RPGs and fucking tanks on the school, and almost 400 kids and school employees died. And thats in Russian territory!

An American gets taken hostage thousands of miles away in the Indian Ocean off Eastern Africa's coast by a group of guys at night, and BOOMHEADSHOT. NAVY SEALS FUCKIN ON THE TAIL OF THE SHIP, SNIPIN. Does Canada even have snipers? Does Canada even have military? Does Canada even have commercial shipping boats to even be taken hostage in the first place?

DOES CANADA EVEN HAVE SCHOOLS to be taken hostage in the first place?!?!

[BadKarma]

The pressure being placed on the Canadian team is freaking hilarious, the nice thing is we aren't eating our team alive when they start to do bad like Rangers fans.

The Rangers have done bad the entire season.

[NynJa]

Sep, kill yourself.
Signed, a Canadian

I've forward a copy of my post to the CIA, FBI, DEA, NSA and any other American Govt. agencies who you think really give a flying fuck about an insignificant person who lives in mommies basement berating others in a video game forum about a sport that your country seems to not care much for (MLB NBA NFL...).


You have a lot of patriotic ignorance Sep. inb4 "LOLWIKIOKFAGKILLYOURSELF, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partici...n_World_War_II

Within days of the invasion of Poland, Canada declared war on Germany on September 10, 1939.

The United States of America was neutral early in the war, although it steadily grew ties with the Allies and began providing increased levels of assistance to them. The United States joined the Allies in December 1941

WAT


Sep, I dont care what you have to say, my teams 24 stanley cup rings eclipse all the championships your city has won in any national sport.

[Sepukku]

Sep, I dont care what you have to say, my teams 24 stanley cup rings eclipse all the championships your city has won in any national sport.

Its not hard to win when there's only 5 other teams, 1 of which is the lolRangers...

Also:
We werent required to save Poland, France, or anyone's ass. When we entered is completely irrelevant. We entered when we got pissed off. Then we fucking went to town on them.

[Akiyama]

See, I'm not trying to play the lolAmerica card, because seriously.. sometimes, fuck America, but Vancover had an incredibly rough go at the Olympics early on. They've been okay since the first few days, but eh.

I fully expect Canada to destroy Team USA, but that doesn't mean I won't cheer for em! Hit that black puck thingamabob in the correct net Team USA! (No, I kid. I know the general basics of the rules.)

[Sepukku]

Russia-Czech 2nd Int, Jeremy Roenick just gave Mike Milbury a "playful" smack across the chest when Mike Milbury responded to the other commentator's question "Jeremy, do you remember watching the Miracle on Ice, you were what, 10 years old?" with "He still acts like it."

He then proceeded to answer, "Well you know how some people say they remember where they were when JFK died or when 9/11 happened? I remember when Mike (sp) Aruzioni scored."

I don't expect Jeremy Roenick back for NBC in 2014 ?_?

[Thoronas]

Ovechkin with a great hit on Jagr, holy shit.

[Deader2818]

Is this game not on TV? All I have on is some skiing crap.

[Akiyama]

Is this game not on TV? All I have on is some skiing crap.

Russia/CZ is on the main NBC channel here, actually.

[Sepukku]

Fucking 1980 stories being played on NBC in America and Miracle (the movie) is on extended Cable today, getting so pumped up for tonight, its been dominating my thoughts. If we win, oh my gosh, it will make my month.

U!
S!
A!

U! S! A!

[Sepukku]

Closing the liquer stores early and not showing the game on any big screens in Vancouver tonight to prevent rioting, win or lose. Hahahahaha this is HUGE.

[Rammses]

Great goal by Crosby.