2009-10 NHL Thread

[Sepukku]

for throwing, that's what you people do there

Batteries at the players, beers at the opposing teams' children.

[Abraxas]

it was packets of mustard, i thought?

[Sepukku]

I don't remember, it was two years ago, but clear mistreatment of the Tampa Bay Rays' children/grandchildren (in the managers case) was going on in Philly.

[Sepukku]

Also, I'd talk shit if I wanted to. Winning in a close series/game by 1 is no reason to not talk shit. Just ask the Washington and Detroit people in this thread :D

And that "seguays" me into "somegays". Notably the Red Wings, Capitals, and Flyers - the Penguins 3 opponents this week. ThePensBlog had these things to say about tonight's opening matchup of "Hate Week" vs the Red Wings:

"The Red Wings cannot afford to give up any more points if they hope to make the postseason. Of course, that's just one of the many things that the citizens of Detroit cannot afford."

"Jimmy Howard will be in net for the Wings.
Chris Osgood will be wildly out of position on the bench."

Also, the following video was made available on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSOnFeq1tMk

Ive never seen an uglier collection of people in my life.

[Sepukku]

WARMING UP MY SHIT TALKING SKILLS FOR THE PLAYOFFS, BOYS!

[Bregor]

WARMING UP MY TRIPLE POSTING SKILLS FOR NO APPARENT REASON BOYS!

ftfy

[Ishido]

WARMING UP MY SHIT TALKING SKILLS FOR THE PLAYOFFS, BOYS!

Obviously not warmed up yet if you need to resort to Detroit poverty jokes, that's like trying to hit the ground with a rock.

Malkin reportedly out for the Pens, I predict the Wings have a 1 goal lead at some point in the game and blow it to come out with a whopping 0 points tonight.

[Ratatapa]

Quiz time!

Chris Osgood hold 1 record that he is the only goaler in the history to have accomplished

What record is it!

[Izzy]

Googled for 5 mins, couldn't find it.

[Deader2818]

I think its best win % in the Stanley Cup Finals.

[Ratatapa]

Hint, it involve juniors

[Selamis]

Most juniors molested by an NHL goalie? C'mon, he just looks like a molester!

And ugly jokes don't equal poverty jokes regarding that video lol. I love the scruffy mofo on the roof with his head in his hands crying, makes the video.

[Ishido]

Most games as backup to a rookie after having 3 Stanley Cup rings? idk

Pens vs Wings, I don't think any of the penalties in the 1st should have been called. I can see why they were called, but they were all pretty iffy.

Trying to find the "There is no 'D' in Gonchar" motivator for that goal by Filpulla. Also nice job crying about a high stick Crosby, and then smacking your stick against the glass.

here we go:
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u...o2/gonchar.jpg

edit again: Forgot to say lol @ Olczyk talking about all of the mechanics of playing D as if he could have done any better.

[Sepukku]

Night class + Versus is gay = I heard the last 10 minutes on radio and thats it D:

Nice to see Detroit has a goaltender this year. You know, rather than a metrosexual 5'4" epileptic piece of shit.

[Ishido]

Crosby being a huge piece of shit at the end of the game and gets facewashed by Howard. Love it.

[Richybear]

Yeah, Bertuzzi tried to get all up in his face, but then realized he can't throw punches at someone when he can see their eyes....
fucking dickless cornflake Re-Todd

[Ivaden]

Howard wouldn't have done it if Fleury was on the ice, because Fleury would've laid the French-Canadian smackdown on that rookie.








Lol, implying French-Canadians can be intimidating.

[Ishido]

Fleury was fucking stellar in the 1st, kinda shit the bed on the 3rd goal though.

Crosby crosschecking the shit out of Zetterberg is fucking dumb though, he's a great player and needs to stop doing that stuff to make him look pedantic.

Also Bertuzzi doesn't do shit anymore, I would figure he should be the guy who looks out for Zetterberg since he's on the same line, but the goalie has to do it instead... Jimmy Howard is fucking awesome.

[Ratatapa]

Ok so the quiz answer is that

Chris osgood is the only goaler that scroed a goal in junior and in the NHL


useless but yeah

[Sepukku]

Crosby crosschecking the shit out of Zetterberg is fucking dumb though, he's a great player and needs to stop doing that stuff to make him look pedantic.

From what I heard, since I dont have Versass, Crosby was trying to get Zetterburg to fight and Hank was pickin his nose and scared of a real man and others had to come stick up for Zetterburg. Im sure you love it when Franzen and Holmshit are stirring things up roughing people up trying to get them to go, so don't act like Crosby is a punk for doing it. Stars in the league should fight each other more, its good for the game and its entertaining for the fans. Could you imagine a AO-Crosby fight? I mean I dont think AO has ever fought in his life, he just beats up 15 year old kids at the Olympic village, but what an epic that would be.

To put it in lolWest terms, imagine Towes and Zetterburg going at it.