2009-10 NHL Thread

**Oxyminus** · 2009-10-24 23:55

Oh....

Sepukku is a girl?!?

No wonder she loves Crosby so much, and clearly knows shit about Hockey

**BadKarma** · 2009-10-25 00:05

Originally Posted by Oxyminus

Oh....

Sepukku is a girl?!?

No wonder she loves Crosby so much, and clearly knows shit about Hockey

No hes the Penguin that Dane Cook makes out with at the end of Good Luck Chuck. Clearly.

**Oxyminus** · 2009-10-25 00:10

Originally Posted by Badkarma

No hes the Penguin that Dane Cook makes out with at the end of Good Luck Chuck. Clearly.

Never seen the movie...

But the conclusion remains Sepukku is a Crosby butt-lover who knows dick about hockey?

<3 BadKarma

**Ivaden** · 2009-10-25 00:24

What I want to know, Sepukku, is why you're making that penguin creep over some sleeping thirteen year old girl. Kind of creepy brah.

**Ishido** · 2009-10-25 00:57

Man, fucking Craig Anderson. 48 saves, what is this shit.

Oh well, was a fun game to attend.

Also
Ouch.

**Sepukku** · 2009-10-25 10:49

Said girl is Mr. Penguin's mom / my girlfriend!

But please, you're all jealous of Crosby. I mean, would you honestly be pissed if your team acquired him? No. Hes one of the most athletic, most intelligent, and one of the best leaders, all rolled into one. Hes the youngest Stanley Cup Champion, one of the youngest scoring champions and MVPs, and hes still barely 22 - hes got another 15 years in front of him!

**BadKarma** · 2009-10-25 13:48

Originally Posted by Sepukku

Said girl is Mr. Penguin's mom / my girlfriend!

But please, you're all jealous of Crosby. I mean, would you honestly be pissed if your team acquired him? No. Hes one of the most athletic, most intelligent, and one of the best leaders, all rolled into one. Hes the youngest Stanley Cup Champion, one of the youngest scoring champions and MVPs, and hes still barely 22 - hes got another 15 years in front of him!

No, I wouldn't be pissed. But If I had the choice I would take Ovechkin/Malkin/Gaborik(one thats completely impervious to injury)/Mike Richards any day.

And I got pissed at myself, the Rangers had two breakaways against the devils in which they got hooked the other night, I was saying to myself "He should have pulled a Crosby" as in falling down as soon as the stick touched them. Penalty shots go!

**Oxyminus** · 2009-10-25 18:01

Crosby isn't even the best player on his own team...

**Ivaden** · 2009-10-25 19:13

Don't have to be the best player on the team to be the Captain, but I know what you're getting at.

Eaton is clearly the best.

**Sepukku** · 2009-10-25 21:39

Originally Posted by Oxyminus

Crosby isn't even the best player on his own team...

Thats ok, Gaborik isn't either. If I had to start a franchise with a Ranger, it'd be either a younger Wade Redden or Henrik Lundqvist...

Wade Redden you got a shutdown D that'll make any goalie look better, and Lundqvist you got a top-10 goalie.

Gaborik, you got a Jenga tower.

**Oxyminus** · 2009-10-26 00:44

Originally Posted by Sepukku

Thats ok, Gaborik isn't either. If I had to start a franchise with a Ranger, it'd be either a younger Wade Redden or Henrik Lundqvist...

Wade Redden you got a shutdown D that'll make any goalie look better, and Lundqvist you got a top-10 goalie.

Gaborik, you got a Jenga tower.

I never said Gaborik is the best player on the Rangers...

Everyone knows Lundvist is the Rangers' best player.

For a guy who tries sooo hard -- that was pretty poor arguing, I expect better from you!

Edit: Younger Wade Redden?

Fine - your best player is a younger Jaromir Jagr...better than Maria Lemieux...there, i said it!

**Brill Weave** · 2009-10-26 06:54

You take that back you son of a bitch.

**Bregor** · 2009-10-26 07:13

Originally Posted by Oxyminus

Fine - your best player is a younger Jaromir Jagr...better than Maria Lemieux...there, i said it!

I lol'd.

Don't look now, but the Caps have won 4 straight, without Semin for three of those and the secondary scoring really stepping up. Any of you Flyers homers gonna be in town tomorrow night? You can crash at my place for free if you promise to wear my Peter Bondra jersey.

**Ratatapa** · 2009-10-26 08:19

Well Islanders vs Habs tonight, should be another easy win for habs

I hope

**Abraxas** · 2009-10-26 08:34

Wade Redden you got a shutdown D that'll make any goalie look better

what is this... i dont even

**Sepukku** · 2009-10-26 08:41

Originally Posted by Abraxas

what is this... i dont even

You're not allowed to speak as a Penguin does, dhimmi.

Mike Richards escapes suspension, what bullshit.

Habs win tonight, lose Wednesday. Oh my, I'm a psychic!

**Ratatapa** · 2009-10-26 08:45

Ok lets made a Bet seppuku

If habs win Wednesday your not allowed to vent yourself about the penguins until december first.

If Pens wins, i will admit the pens rules but (not as high as you

)

Are you up for the bet?

**Sepukku** · 2009-10-26 08:50

What the hell does vent myself about the Penguins mean?

Venting is something one does when they let the anger out of their system after a loss... and the Penguins don't lose.

**Ratatapa** · 2009-10-26 09:00

Fine if i win you cannot brag how much Pens are the best team in the NHL for 1 full month

But if yoru not confident in your pens you can refuse

**Sepukku** · 2009-10-26 09:02

I don't want you to say something you don't believe! I will come up with new terms for you by dinnertime tonight. I need to put on my ridiculous-thinking cap.

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