2009-10 NHL Thread

[Sepukku]

Fucking amazingness is the order.

[Brill Weave]

Fucking amazingness is the order.

It's on mother fucker.

[Abraxas]

wow, u rank me at 4th for that.

thats why i asked

im in a slump rata. i got owned last week

[Brill Weave]

Ranking a Philly fan before a fellow Penguins fan. A declaration of war if I've ever seen one.

[BadKarma]

1. No Beaton Mark Eaton [Sepukku]
2. Ratahabs [Ratapata]
3. Team Beartato [Ishido]
4. Scrantonicity2 [Abraxas]
5. Big Stick Willie's [Bweigelt]
6. Team Pedobear [lolBST]
7. Hack N Slash [Edimir]
8. GO RANGERS!!! [Oxyminus]
9. I Love Gilroy [Badkarma]
10. West Coast Express [Thoronas]
11. Smell the Glove [BrillCS]
12. ?????????????????????? [Palin]

Uh me and Oxy are tied for first buddy.

[Oxyminus]

Uh me and Oxy are tied for first buddy.

In standings, and awesomeness!

HIGH-FIVE!!!

[Ishido]

I hope I am being whooshed with all of those replies to that list.

[BadKarma]

I hope I am being whooshed with all of those replies to that list.

You is.

[Brill Weave]

Sepukku is dead to me.

[Ratatapa]

i'll make hime cry tonight!


(ok maybe not)

[Sepukku]

Tied in dicks, maybe. When my son asks me one day, whether or not there is a god, I'm going to tell him, "Son, there has to be a god, because only divine creation could make Rangers' fans asses big enough for as many dicks as they take."

The word of the Penguins, Crosby be to god.

(The 1-12 of people is just a copy-paste of the roster from page 8 of this thread)

[Absolutely Virtue]

Quentin Laing has swine flu, they fear it may spread to the rest of the team.

Little do they know that OV eats pieces of shit like the swine flu for breakfast.

[Sepukku]

I got the flu shot, waiting on the swine flu shot to become available. Peter Budaj apparently has it too - as does your mom.

[Absolutely Virtue]

You know Sep, I like you, and normally the back and forth between us is just fine. But that's just out of fucking line.

My mom passed away last year. I even made a thread about it in General. Asshole.

[Sepukku]

I do not read such things. Was she a capitals fan?

[Absolutely Virtue]

I'm done with this fucking thread.

[Oxyminus]

Just more proof that Pens fans are the scum of the earth...

[BadKarma]

Sepukku. On behalf of everyone that posts in this thread (except brill because he likes you for some reason):

http://jdra.mo-blog.jp/official/images/fuck_you.jpg

[Sepukku]

I'm the last person on Earth to talk to about people dying, it does not phase me one bit. My heart strings don't even faintly strum once. Everyone on this Earth, everyone in our BG fantasy hockey league, everyone who's posted in this thread and all of their family members and friends, everyone who plays FFXI, WoW, and Aion, every employee at your local grocery (including the healthy, young, beautiful blonde cashiers) are all going to die. Everyone dies. Everyone - even Mark Eaton. I did not know about AV's mom, I don't read the majority of the threads on here and I remember a year later an even much smaller number of them. But beyond that, one can PM me with discussion on my views of death, but as much as I like to fuck around in this thread, I'm not about to derail it to something as serious and heavy as the meaning of life, the inevitability of death, etc.

And pouring beer on little children is still worse, considering I didn't knowingly say anything intentionally harmful. I'm pretty sure that guy intentionally stuck his arm out and intentionally overturned his beverage's contents on those children.

[Oxyminus]

I'm the last person on Earth to talk to about people dying, it does not phase me one bit. My heart strings don't even faintly strum once. Everyone on this Earth, everyone in our BG fantasy hockey league, everyone who's posted in this thread and all of their family members and friends, everyone who plays FFXI, WoW, and Aion, every employee at your local grocery (including the healthy, young, beautiful blonde cashiers) are all going to die. Everyone dies. Everyone - even Mark Eaton. I did not know about AV's mom, I don't read the majority of the threads on here and I remember a year later an even much smaller number of them. But beyond that, one can PM me with discussion on my views of death, but as much as I like to fuck around in this thread, I'm not about to derail it to something as serious and heavy as the meaning of life, the inevitability of death, etc.

And pouring beer on little children is still worse, considering I didn't knowingly say anything intentionally harmful. I'm pretty sure that guy intentionally stuck his arm out and intentionally overturned his beverage's contents on those children.

Can't even say sorry?

Is your head that far up your own ass? I'm sorry, I mean....Crosby's ass