So, I stole a bike today

**Cream Soda** · 2009-09-02 16:37

Well, not the entire bike, as it was locked, but I took my tools and jimmy'd some parts I needed for my busted bike. What's worse is that when I got home, the shit didn't fit, as it was not the same size.

**Kiro** · 2009-09-02 16:38

Amateur.

**Charismatic** · 2009-09-02 16:38

You should have just looked for one that was not chained down, there's always one bike that's not chained down.

**Cream Soda** · 2009-09-02 16:39

Originally Posted by Charismatic

You should have just looked for one that was not chained down, there's always one bike that's not chained down.

Wasn't on a bike rack or anything was actually locked on a stop sign, but it was a fairly new bike in great condition so I don't think it was abandoned there. Just happened to pass it otw home and saw it had some parts I needed.

**Effluo** · 2009-09-02 16:41

Some motherfucker just stole a bunch of shit off my bike, and left it locked up... when I find out.......................

**Charismatic** · 2009-09-02 16:42

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

Wasn't on a bike rack or anything was actually locked on a stop sign, but it was a fairly new bike in great condition so I don't think it was abandoned there. Just happened to pass it otw home and saw it had some parts I needed.

or thought you needed rather, you don't have a good eye

**Cream Soda** · 2009-09-02 16:43

Lol reminds me of the time I left my bike unlocked and when I came back it only had 1 pedal

**Cream Soda** · 2009-09-02 16:44

Originally Posted by Charismatic

or thought you needed rather, you don't have a good eye

Well, I have 2 bikes, a mountain bike and a beach cruiser. My mountain bike is fine, but needs a few parts, which are the ones I stole. Riding a beach cruiser 16 miles a day (to/from school) for the past week sucks balls.

**Charismatic** · 2009-09-02 16:45

but you said they don't fit nigga

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-02 16:46

obligatory nigger stole my bike

Tagus · 2009-09-02 16:48

maybe you should have stolen a car

**Cream Soda** · 2009-09-02 16:57

Originally Posted by Charismatic

but you said they don't fit nigga

They didn't, but I didn't know that at the time I was stealing lol. Didn't find that out until I got home. The piece I needed doesn't fit for my tire/rim. But I'm gonna go back when its dark if the bike is still there just going to take the entire rim/tire, which should fit on my bike w/ the parts I took ealrier.

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-02 16:59

steal bike
paint it
???
you are still a nigger

**Dimmauk** · 2009-09-02 17:01

Originally Posted by Colenzo

obligatory nigger stole my bike

I'm surprised it took that long

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/images/7/75/Conanbike.gif

Tagus · 2009-09-02 17:33

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

They didn't, but I didn't know that at the time I was stealing lol. Didn't find that out until I got home. The piece I needed doesn't fit for my tire/rim. But I'm gonna go back when its dark if the bike is still there just going to take the entire rim/tire, which should fit on my bike w/ the parts I took ealrier.

lol

they always go back.

Careful u don't get beat down, dude. Do a ride by or two before you roll in.

**Cream Soda** · 2009-09-02 17:35

lol

**Effluo** · 2009-09-02 18:47

spoiler for huge

Spoiler: show

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-02 18:59

old as the internet

**Null** · 2009-09-02 19:09

The sad truth is, in the place I work we have two bike assemblers. Both of them black. We used to have three but he got fired for stealing.

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-02 19:10

thats not sad, thats just genetics

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