This is why we don't shit at school.

**Howard Roark** · 2009-09-02 23:18

olde

**Hookah** · 2009-09-02 23:29

Originally Posted by Howard Roark

olde

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**archibaldcrane** · 2009-09-03 00:10

Am I the only person left in the world who still sits on public toilet seats (after wiping them down, assuming they seem decent)?

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2009-09-03 00:11

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

Am I the only person left in the world who still sits on public toilet seats (after wiping them down, assuming they seem decent)?

wipe down and lay 4 layers of tp down then yes they are safe. herpes can't be wiped away there, boss

**archibaldcrane** · 2009-09-03 00:14

29 years deep, still herpes free.

I must have amazing luck.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2009-09-03 00:22

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

29 years deep, still herpes free.

I must have amazing luck.

the chances are incredibly low but I've heard some fucked up shit, no pun intended

**archibaldcrane** · 2009-09-03 00:26

One time, I heard about a guy who gave his wife herpes.

He said he got it from a toilet seat, but he actually got it from one of the many women he was cheating on his wife with.

She believed him.

Moral of the story?

Waffles.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2009-09-03 00:29

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

One time, I heard about a guy who gave his wife herpes.

He said he got it from a toilet seat, but he actually got it from one of the many women he was cheating on his wife with.

She believed him.

Moral of the story?

Waffles.

nah I used herpes as a lame example, I'm talking about ass parasites, weird rashes and sores, ringworm, shit like that. If your dick touches the toilet seat ever just end life

**guartz** · 2009-09-03 00:47

IT WAS YOU?

I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Shiroikage** · 2009-09-03 00:51

Definitely better to touch toilet seat than the stall handle.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2009-09-03 00:53

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

Definitely better to touch toilet seat than the stall handle.

Debatable but in 90% of cases more likely true.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-09-03 00:55

I guess what I'm saying is that a toilet seat is perfectly fine.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2009-09-03 01:06

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

I guess what I'm saying is that a toilet seat is perfectly fine.

looking into it it looks like you're right, but I;ve still heard some fucked up stories

**Shiroikage** · 2009-09-03 01:27

Yeah, honestly it's pretty easy to understand how these stories can come about given our cultural obsession with cleanliness and the common misunderstanding that the actual parts of the ass coming in contact with the toilets are actually dirty.

It's a good breeding ground for stories, it's just not a good breeding ground for microorganisms.

**archibaldcrane** · 2009-09-03 01:35

I'll breed your microorganisms any day Shiro.

**Shiroikage** · 2009-09-03 01:49

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

I'll breed your microorganisms any day Shiro.

You really know how to get into my genes, arch.

**TheShadyMan** · 2009-09-03 02:04

Why did I lol?

**Colenzo** · 2009-09-03 02:09

Originally Posted by TheShadyMan

Why did I lol?

because it was a joke

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