Gotcha bitch

[Kiarax]

ANTS HAVE FACES TOO HOWIE ROARY

[Howard Roark]

but I can't see them

[Howard Roark]

[Kiro]

Howard you're a big fuckin' softy.

I remember in the 5th grade I made a home-made bow & some arrows and I was fucking around in the woods behind my house acting like a hunter. So I saw this Crow and I aimed at it pretty much knowing I was gonna miss horribly. UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T.

So I walked up to it and I didn't know what to do.

So I threw it in a fire.

Alive.

Then I came back and it was all burnt & crispy so I threw it in the neighbor's chicken coop and went and had pizza. ^- ^

[Kiro]

I'm a real Monster Hunter.

[Howard Roark]

my hand is over my mouth half-laughing in shock and half wtf-ing






















































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[Kiro]

I think the chickens in the coop ate it too.

[Charismatic]

Do it faggot

DO IT FAGGOT

[Ivve]

oh no, i fucking kill bugs like it's cool. fuck them. when i have ant problems, i pick them up with tape and stick it together so they can die slowly. i drown offensive bugs in bleach.

[Ivve]

i agree with everything howard said about mice. i can't even directly crush roaches. i have to trap them and get someone else

[Howard Roark]

I mentioned the other week about seeing an intact dead dragonfly on the floor at work, must have banged into the glass revolving door and died

this thing had to be 5-6 inches long and thumb thick, I can't fathom stepping on that thing to kill it, it would be like crunching a twix or something


BLEGHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEGHHGHHHH

[SilverBreeze]

Pretty much the same way, anything that would go crunch or splat when I stepped on it, I can't do it.

I kill it with bug spray, hair spray, dishwashing liquid, anything I can get my hands on and wait till I can get someone to get rid of it lol

[Ivve]

it's the crunch that bothers me. both the noise and the sensation under your shoe or whatever object you're using to crush the thing with.

[Ivve]

Pretty much the same way, anything that would go crunch or splat when I stepped on it, I can't do it.

I kill it with bug spray, hair spray, dishwashing liquid, anything I can get my hands on and wait till I can get someone to get rid of it lol

yeah, if i can kill it via other means i can usually pick it up with like 45 paper towels in a wad to make sure i won't feel it if it is still moving a little. then i drop it in the toilet and flush it. i hate to risk it being alive in my trash

[SilverBreeze]

When I moved into my house I had a problem with crickets in the garage until I bombed those motherfuckers with one of those smoke bomb fumer things, then I swept them up the next day.

As much as a hard ass as I try and be and seem like, I am an absolute pussy when it comes to bugs. I'm the kind that will scream and go into hysterics if the bug is big enough.

[Kiarax]

I hate the crunching too. Had a hornets nest in my kitchen chimney recently, walked in the kitchen one day with 5 of the fuckers flying about, they were lovely and crunchy. I don't like it but shit has to be done sometimes.

[thebearofscience]

Catching a mosquito is like catching a rapist; you're doing a good deed to society. Mosquito won't be biting just like that rapist won't be raping.

[Howard Roark]

today I just clapped one after the fact and it dropped and I wicked-grinned at it, but the other night I smakced one mid-act and there was so much bright red blood

then I wondered if it was all mine, yikes

[Kiro]

Y'all are pussies lol. At my grandma's house I used to have to kill rats with a shovel. You'd bring down the tip and just cut 'em in half.

Messy.

[Howard Roark]

y'ain't right kiro